SBBC: Glass Jaw Edition

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DSOTM said:
Orson: The report, Mork.
Mork: This week I discovered a terrible disease called loneliness.
Orson: Do many people on Earth suffer from this disease?
Mork: Oh yes sir, and how they suffer. One man I know suffers so much he has to take a medication called bourbon, even that doesn't help very much because then he can hear paint dry.
Orson: Does bed rest help?
Mork: No because I've heard that sleeping alone is part of the problem. You see, Orson, loneliness is a disease of the spirit. People who have it think that no one cares about them.
Orson: Do you have any idea why?
Mork: Yes sir you can count on me. You see, when children are young, they're told not to talk to strangers. When they go to school, they're told not to talk to the person next to them. Finally when they're very old, they're told not to talk to themselves, who's left?
Orson: Are you saying Earthlings make each other lonely?
Mork: No sir I'm saying just the opposite. They make themeslves lonely, they're so busy looking out for number one that there's not enough room for two.
Orson: It's too bad everybody down there can't get together and find a cure.
Mork: Here's the paradox sir because if they did get together, they wouldn't need one. Isn't that zenlack?
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Damn that's really good. I've never seen an episode of Mork & Mindy, but I will look that one up
 
DSOTM said:
Orson: The report, Mork.
Mork: This week I discovered a terrible disease called loneliness.
Orson: Do many people on Earth suffer from this disease?
Mork: Oh yes sir, and how they suffer. One man I know suffers so much he has to take a medication called bourbon, even that doesn't help very much because then he can hear paint dry.
Orson: Does bed rest help?
Mork: No because I've heard that sleeping alone is part of the problem. You see, Orson, loneliness is a disease of the spirit. People who have it think that no one cares about them.
Orson: Do you have any idea why?
Mork: Yes sir you can count on me. You see, when children are young, they're told not to talk to strangers. When they go to school, they're told not to talk to the person next to them. Finally when they're very old, they're told not to talk to themselves, who's left?
Orson: Are you saying Earthlings make each other lonely?
Mork: No sir I'm saying just the opposite. They make themeslves lonely, they're so busy looking out for number one that there's not enough room for two.
Orson: It's too bad everybody down there can't get together and find a cure.
Mork: Here's the paradox sir because if they did get together, they wouldn't need one. Isn't that zenlack?
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this girl i know is on fb talking shit ... "yeah its sad an actor took his life but what about the riots going on? what about the shit in the middle east?" blah blah blah


im tempted to blast her but i rather enjoy seeing her booty pics
 
Champ said:
this girl i know is on fb talking shit ... "yeah its sad an actor took his life but what about the riots going on? what about the shit in the middle east?" blah blah blah


im tempted to blast her but i rather enjoy seeing her booty pics
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Ohhhhh noooo not a riot!!!

And what about the shit in the Mid East??? Who gives a rats fuck.
 
thats what i want to say...

"if you care so much about whats going on there, donate money or time"


lol
 
Also says a lot about your imagination lol.

Or lack thereof.
 
that would just be the tip of the iceberg lol

always thought it would be funny when the riots over and people are cleaning that there would be a magical shit right in the street

"WHO THE FUCK SHITS DURING A RIOT?!?!"



and ive only shit myself when drunk lol
 
Champ said:
this girl i know is on fb talking shit ... "yeah its sad an actor took his life but what about the riots going on? what about the shit in the middle east?" blah blah blah


im tempted to blast her but i rather enjoy seeing her booty pics
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Tell her that you pray for global chaos. Tell her that you wish every cease-fire ends poorly and has brutal implications. All of this so that the price of Gold will go up higher.

Then tell her if the price of gold does go up, you'll buy her a necklace
 
INeedARemedy said:
Tell her that you pray for global chaos. Tell her that you wish every cease-fire ends poorly and has brutal implications. All of this so that the price of Gold will go up higher.

Then tell her if the price of gold does go up, you'll buy her a necklace
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ahahahahahaha


saving that just in case
 
DSOTM said:
Ohhhhh noooo not a riot!!!

And what about the shit in the Mid East??? Who gives a rats fuck.
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lol. Some people have grand delusion of themselves that they think if they talk about it they're making a big difference and a part of the solution.

champ, tell your friend to sign up for the army so she can change the world.
 
On that fade tip, gleaming since the day begun
Ginger repping 4 Lyfe, I've never seen the sun

-Kadark "Screwed in Bieberland"
 
JStreetz816 said:
On that fade tip, gleaming since the day begun
Ginger repping 4 Lyfe, I've never seen the sun

-Kadark "Screwed in Bieberland"
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jstreetz is a natural wordsmith, a proper man of letters. truly a modern day eddie adam boe.
 
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