SBBC: 2014 "The Cannys" Award Show

[The One True]

What's your sisters favorite la roux song?

 

[themainman]

lol when I was in my early 20s and still in college I went to the dr for a routine checkup and the guy gave me a prostrate exam. I was like wtf but figured it was normal but looking back at it now it was definitely shady

Didn't you think it was suspicious that his office was located in a van?

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Isn't the starting age for getting your prostate checked like 35? Lol

 

[faustian]

The bastard didn't even tell me what he was doing either. He told me to slide my trousers down and lay on my side, next thing I knew I smelled petroleum jelly

 

[Viva]

Was that the only thing you smelled?

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Did he at least play you some Al Green?

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

faust a prostate exam is done with a finger not a penis, should have been a red flag

 

[The One True]

i don't even know what position you're supposed to be in for a prostate exam. for some reason i always thought you had to lay on your back and spread your legs missionary style but that seems a little gay now that i think about it

 

[themainman]

I feel like Faust is feeling uncomfortable so I'll change the subject;
Kadark if your sister wasn't related to you in any shape or form and she was just a girl you know, would you hit that?

 

[themainman]

i don't even know what position you're supposed to be in for a prostate exam. for some reason i always thought you had to lay on your back and spread your legs missionary style but that seems a little gay now that i think about it

Ass up and hands grabbing your ankles

 

[Viva]

i don't even know what position you're supposed to be in for a prostate exam. for some reason i always thought you had to lay on your back and spread your legs missionary style but that seems a little gay now that i think about it

your dick and balls would be right in the doctor's face

 

[The One True]

I feel like Faust is feeling uncomfortable so I'll change the subject;
Kadark if your sister wasn't related to you in any shape or form and she was just a girl you know, would you hit that?

 

[The One True]

your dick and balls would be right in the doctor's face

yeah that would be a problem, but it would allow for eye contact/better communication/easier access

 

[Viva]

you could feel the dude's breath on your taint.

christ that sounds horrible.

 

[Viva]

unless you're into that sorta thing

 

[themainman]

Kadark s being very rude giving me a noncommittal answer

 

[The One True]

we live in the year 2015 with spacecraft and laptops and tiny phones that can hold a library of information we can clone shit ffs and genetically engineer food to look a certain way but still need a dude to put a finger up our ass to see how big our prostate is smh

 

[Michaelangelo]

Next Faust will say his chiropractor gave him a prostate massage.

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

I do want to see some Jetson's type shit in my lifetime and be able to shred on hoverboards while I'm still relatively young.

 

[Viva]

Or his dentist gave him a throat massage