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Right now, the NaCl Crust is being upgraded to a "Farewell Care Pack".
She will receive a:
- framed, captioned photo
- salt packet (for extra salty tears)
- good-bye letter.
For the caption, I'm thinking: "Buh Bye, Miss You Already"
(which xoxo at the bottom and kissy face emoticon at the top right corner).
Caption this contest:
10 words to caption the crusty bitch care-pack photo.
Let me tell you a story about a salty cunt that knocked on my door tonight because she had too much sand in her,
”entitled vag-cock”.
After that, I want to read your suggestions on how to leave this crusty whore with a nice parting gift.
We’re moving at month-end and require a large trailer for our furniture. It’s a 53 foot tractor trailer parked across the street from my driveway, pretty much out of the way. There is no other spot to park the trailer without blocking someone’s driveway, or sidewalk.
Anyway, slut-face (whom I’ve never met, or never waved to in 2.5 years) decides to knock on my door and inquire about the trailer.
“Is that your trailer across the street?”
“Yes, why do you ask?”
“Because I don’t appreciate it being there!”
“I’m moving ... there’s no where else to park it.”
“I know you’re moving; can’t you put it in your driveway?”
“...and block the sidewalk and half of the road?”
“How long do you plan to leave it there.”
“It will be gone in about a week.”
“You know you can’t park it there for more than three hours.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll call the city and get a permit.”
“I work for the city.”
“Good for you. Where do you expect me to put it?! I had it parked there when I moved in and it wasn’t a problem.”
“Yeah, I remember that. I didn’t appreciate it then either.”
“Get off my property. Call the police or the city and have me arrested.”
< as her old fat ass walks away>
“What a dumb bitch.” (I know she heard me loud and clear)
This prissy-mutt can’t handle having a trailer next to her lawn for a week out of her precious remaining existence on Earth. What kind of a sad virgin gets butt-hurt over something like this when they know I’m moving, and it’s fucking temporary, and there is literally no where else to put it?
I want to leave a nice present for this lovely rat face. I was thinking of writing a letter to all of the neighbours about her attitude and this exact story. Also leave a copy for her. What else do you guys suggest?
LEGEND:
Blue star = my house
Red rectangle = trailer
Prissy Pink = Salty f**k’s House and driveway orientation
Green Arrow = direction out of subdivision (IE: FUCKING WHORE DOESN’T NEED TO TURN RIGHT EVER!)
She will receive a:
- framed, captioned photo
- salt packet (for extra salty tears)
- good-bye letter.
For the caption, I'm thinking: "Buh Bye, Miss You Already"
(which xoxo at the bottom and kissy face emoticon at the top right corner).
Caption this contest:
10 words to caption the crusty bitch care-pack photo.
Let me tell you a story about a salty cunt that knocked on my door tonight because she had too much sand in her,
”entitled vag-cock”.
After that, I want to read your suggestions on how to leave this crusty whore with a nice parting gift.
We’re moving at month-end and require a large trailer for our furniture. It’s a 53 foot tractor trailer parked across the street from my driveway, pretty much out of the way. There is no other spot to park the trailer without blocking someone’s driveway, or sidewalk.
Anyway, slut-face (whom I’ve never met, or never waved to in 2.5 years) decides to knock on my door and inquire about the trailer.
“Is that your trailer across the street?”
“Yes, why do you ask?”
“Because I don’t appreciate it being there!”
“I’m moving ... there’s no where else to park it.”
“I know you’re moving; can’t you put it in your driveway?”
“...and block the sidewalk and half of the road?”
“How long do you plan to leave it there.”
“It will be gone in about a week.”
“You know you can’t park it there for more than three hours.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll call the city and get a permit.”
“I work for the city.”
“Good for you. Where do you expect me to put it?! I had it parked there when I moved in and it wasn’t a problem.”
“Yeah, I remember that. I didn’t appreciate it then either.”
“Get off my property. Call the police or the city and have me arrested.”
< as her old fat ass walks away>
“What a dumb bitch.” (I know she heard me loud and clear)
This prissy-mutt can’t handle having a trailer next to her lawn for a week out of her precious remaining existence on Earth. What kind of a sad virgin gets butt-hurt over something like this when they know I’m moving, and it’s fucking temporary, and there is literally no where else to put it?
I want to leave a nice present for this lovely rat face. I was thinking of writing a letter to all of the neighbours about her attitude and this exact story. Also leave a copy for her. What else do you guys suggest?
LEGEND:
Blue star = my house
Red rectangle = trailer
Prissy Pink = Salty f**k’s House and driveway orientation
Green Arrow = direction out of subdivision (IE: FUCKING WHORE DOESN’T NEED TO TURN RIGHT EVER!)
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