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Is there any other woman that could take Ronda in a fight.
Belle Gunness, a 200 pound serial killer, scares the hell out of me, would eat most of the short stocky Sherdoggers for lunch, but I think Ronda breaks both arms.
Irma Grese, a Nazi prison guard, good with a whip, Ronda wins by quick submission
Elizabeth Bathory, Hungarian Countess Serial Killer, Ronda by TKO in 2nd Round
Aileen Wuornos, Now this is a fucking nasty fight, Big woman, Ronda in decision
Wu Zetian, Chinese Emperor, had to of been a tough one, Ronda 2nd Round submission
Fusako Shigenobu, Red Army Queen gets submitted in 5 seconds, but the UFC better pay her in advance
Griselda Blanco, The Cocaine Grandmother, without drug testing this is tough, Ronda 1st round TKO
Medusa, as long as those snakes aren't poisonous, it's a 2nd round TKO, Ronda won't be going to the ground with Medusa, but I heard Poseidon did.
Yoko Ono, it would be a great stare down, clearly Yoko hangs around till the end, Ronda by Decision
Caitlyn Jenner, Ronda wins with arm bar in 10 seconds, what a joke
Mary Mallon, Typhoid Mary, Mary doesn't believe she's a killer but she is and that makes this a tough fight. Ronda takes the decision and survives the infection
Babe Zaharias, you know she's a big scrapie fighter, Ronda 3rd round TKO
Serena Williams, Oh my God, this would be good, Serena comes in at about 200 pounds and swings for the fences, Ronda gets smart takes her arm in the 2nd round
So I've clearly left out many historical figures, please list them, even if you're currently dating a nasty beast. Sherdog has been nothing but complaining lately so here's something completely different. This is the most important post ever made to the Sherdog Forum, may it rest in the wasteland forever.
Belle Gunness, a 200 pound serial killer, scares the hell out of me, would eat most of the short stocky Sherdoggers for lunch, but I think Ronda breaks both arms.
Irma Grese, a Nazi prison guard, good with a whip, Ronda wins by quick submission
Elizabeth Bathory, Hungarian Countess Serial Killer, Ronda by TKO in 2nd Round
Aileen Wuornos, Now this is a fucking nasty fight, Big woman, Ronda in decision
Wu Zetian, Chinese Emperor, had to of been a tough one, Ronda 2nd Round submission
Fusako Shigenobu, Red Army Queen gets submitted in 5 seconds, but the UFC better pay her in advance
Griselda Blanco, The Cocaine Grandmother, without drug testing this is tough, Ronda 1st round TKO
Medusa, as long as those snakes aren't poisonous, it's a 2nd round TKO, Ronda won't be going to the ground with Medusa, but I heard Poseidon did.
Yoko Ono, it would be a great stare down, clearly Yoko hangs around till the end, Ronda by Decision
Caitlyn Jenner, Ronda wins with arm bar in 10 seconds, what a joke
Mary Mallon, Typhoid Mary, Mary doesn't believe she's a killer but she is and that makes this a tough fight. Ronda takes the decision and survives the infection
Babe Zaharias, you know she's a big scrapie fighter, Ronda 3rd round TKO
Serena Williams, Oh my God, this would be good, Serena comes in at about 200 pounds and swings for the fences, Ronda gets smart takes her arm in the 2nd round
So I've clearly left out many historical figures, please list them, even if you're currently dating a nasty beast. Sherdog has been nothing but complaining lately so here's something completely different. This is the most important post ever made to the Sherdog Forum, may it rest in the wasteland forever.
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