Rumored Rockhold to try power slap next

[Morris88]

I was thinking more along the lines of the other kind of porn, but this is all inarguably true

Animals? Well... He does have form <insert tiger molestation pic here>

 

[Morris88]

First man to get KO'd by pussy

Elsa Jean would have him on skates

 

[Spiderbite]

not as depressing as his inevitable porn career

Truly full circle when we find out if Luke spits or swallows. IYKYK.

 

[JBJ was here]

Didn't he date Taylor Swift at one point? Right around the time he was UFC MW Champion. Times have been tough for old Luke.

He and Demi Lovato dated. As for Taylor Swift, he had just enough name power to get a couple of pictures taken with her, but there's no serious indication of anything more than that as far as I can recall.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

Hmm, interesting idea. Hockey fights but without all that Hockey getting in the way. Sounds like a winner. Does someone on here have Dana's phone number?

I still do the hockey part too but bare knuckle boxing put on an event on skates. If they held one close to me, I’d be pretty tempted to try it. There isn’t a ton of guys who fought at very high levels in those atm.

If you want to get down the hockey fight rabbit hole, start with the LNAH aka the Quebec fight league. It’s where Steve Bosse played before his ufc run. It’s pretty wild. I only played a couple of games but it used to be the Wild West and the NHL for hockey fighters.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

According to Bloody Elbow today. (I cant link the article, im old and on my phone). My god, its depressing news

I thought this dude was a model, WTF wouldn't he be doing that instead of Powerslap? Plus he's chinny, I reckon he'll be shit at it.

 

[fendertach]

Rockhold after getting KO'd by a hotdog vendor in Powerslap: " Compete, learn, challenge myself. I'm not afraid to take a pounding in any form. Click the link in my bio to see where I'm getting pounded next"

 

[fractal]

According to Bloody Elbow today. (I cant link the article, im old and on my phone). My god, its depressing news

Isn't that from his tweet after RAF about trying new things. I figured people would be able to tell that he's clearly joking lol

 

[fractal]

I thought that was a joke by Luke. He said he’s proud of taking the wrestling match and trying out different combat sports. ”Powerslap next” lol

Exactly it was on obviously simple joke. I'm surprised people, let alone media outlets, are reporting this seriously

 

[fractal]

If he loses the coin flip, he won't even get a chance to throw a slap. That chin...

Haha that's funny

 

[fractal]

What's the next rumour?

"Strickland claims Robert Whitaker had sexual relations with MMA fighters"? MMA fans are dumber than a rock

 

[TITS]

Poor Luke

 

[Poirierfan]

Apparently Rockhold doesn't give a fuck anymore, it's like he's trolling people with his demise.

 

[drphil]

According to Bloody Elbow today. (I cant link the article, im old and on my phone). My god, its depressing news

Yep take up a "sport" that relies almost completely on your ability to absorb punishment to the face.

With his track record theres NO way this can end badly...

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Rockhold on a quest to take an L in every combat sport

 

[EndlessCritic]

Luke trying to speed run losing in every combat sport.

Rockhold is undefeated in Karate bro.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Apparently Rockhold doesn't give a fuck anymore, it's like he's trolling people with his demise.

Dude needs to reinvent himself outside of combat sports, but I must admit, I love the way he’s going!

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Speed running brain damage

 

[HOLA]

Exactly, isn't he supposed to have a really good ground game, unless that's all lies, too? He should definitely do BJJ or some kind of submission grappling.

Nah, that's probably what he's best at. He doesn't have great wrestling (as we just saw against Colby) but once he's on top he's great. Weidman was stuck there after that Ill advised spinning shit he threw. But Luke's doing everything else.

After he gets KO'd in power slap I guess it's off to Street Beefs or something.

 

[HOLA]

Didn't he date Taylor Swift at one point? Right around the time he was UFC MW Champion. Times have been tough for old Luke.

Nah, he dated Demi Lovato for a bit, and he probably dodged a bullet there. She doesn't know if she's a boy or a girl now and records herself speaking to ghosts and stuff.