Media Rockhold staying in shape

[DougieJones]

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Good:
Best top control in his division for years
Bad:
Couldn't get to top control, because he fought as a leaning back kickboxer with too much weight on his back foot.

Lyoto slipped and got pushed, Weidman threw a spinning kick, Bisping got headbutted on the remaining eye

Rockhold should've done way more takedowns and trips with a different style.

He's just genuinely a bit low IQ is all. Rockhold had all the natural gifts one could want outside of a chin, but I think he's legitimately floating somewhere in the high 80s.

 

[FriskyRandy]

Anyone else zoom in on his dong?

 

[nonoob]

So you do let him bang bro?

That might happen if TS correctly answered Luke's "Do ya spit or swallow" question.

No question. Luke has an IQ comparable to an autistic child from the Congo.

But TS is straight right?

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Yellow sweats and a wifebeater really is a kind of flex

Luke's completely not in on the joke, lol kinda like Bryce Mitchell.
Neither guy is trolling, they're completely unaware of themselves or how fucking insane they always seem lol

But authenticity should be commended, misguided as it clearly is

 

[Tp4myBungHole]

You are feeling very sleepy

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Good:
Best top control in his division for years
Bad:
Couldn't get to top control, because he fought as a leaning back kickboxer with too much weight on his back foot.

Lyoto slipped and got pushed, Weidman threw a spinning kick, Bisping got headbutted on the remaining eye

Rockhold should've done way more takedowns and trips with a different style.

the funniest part is that he trained at AKA for his entire career. a school known for it's wrestling and especially top control.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Looks like he got some hair implants, can’t believe this hasn’t been noticed

it also looks like dye because it looks black as fuck when his hair is usually brownish

 

[Uber_Noober]

it also looks like dye because it looks black as fuck when his hair is usually brownish

I see that a lot when men start to gray, what I find amusing is when the dye turns rusty orange

 

[BodybagJohnny**]

Don't get the point of these threads. Just admit you're gay in a normal way.

"Dad I love to watch soccer."

 

[BodybagJohnny**]

He can barely put a sentence together. He is a meathead that should have tried to focus more on modeling than fighting.

The guy is the ultimate Chad--tall, lean, handsome, muscular, athletic, great at surfing and fighting, makes money as a model ...

Then you hear him talk -- dumb as a bag of hammers and the world's worst personality on top of it--just a shitty, bitchy, prideful, miserable twat.

Oh, and he can't strong together three words without using some variation of the word fuck.

I'd rather be a complete nobody than be that guy

 

[wannabetoughguy]

Yoel ended him. The man got CTE from those knockout losses in the UFC. Yoel and Jan are maybe the only two that I remember (or happened), but Yoel could have killed him with that crazy free shot.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I hope Luke never retires. I love seeing his jaw get shattered.

 

[Deathmask]

The guy is the ultimate Chad--tall, lean, handsome, muscular, athletic, great at surfing and fighting, makes money as a model ...

Then you hear him talk -- dumb as a bag of hammers and the world's worst personality on top of it--just a shitty, bitchy, prideful, miserable twat.

Oh, and he can't strong together three words without using some variation of the word fuck.

I'd rather be a complete nobody than be that guy

 

[Intermission]

Its a shame the man had no chin, could have been one of the great in the UFC.

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Is he expecting?

 

[bng]

At some point of time, aliens came to Earth and switched nice guy Rockhold with douche Cocksalt.

Spoiler

 

[Intermission]

The guy is the ultimate Chad--tall, lean, handsome, muscular, athletic, great at surfing and fighting, makes money as a model ...

Then you hear him talk -- dumb as a bag of hammers and the world's worst personality on top of it--just a shitty, bitchy, prideful, miserable twat.

Oh, and he can't strong together three words without using some variation of the word fuck.

I'd rather be a complete nobody than be that guy

Yeah he checks the boxes for every stereotype. He should get credit for that

 

[SamuraiBro]

Another day another gay thread on Sherdog …

 

[wh4tttt]

it also looks like dye because it looks black as fuck when his hair is usually brownish

That kiwi shoe polish. A little goes a long way lol

 

[PaulieVegas27]

Cool, he ca get his a$$ kicked in good shape rather than bad shape.