A full grown male hippo is slightly heavier than a male Rhino.
Hippos is more aggressive / ornery by nature. Skip to 4:35 to see Hippo vs. Rhino
Rhino. The horn is the big weapon in this fight, the hippo doesn't really have a way to seriously hurt the rhino. Similar size, but the rhino has a big advantage in natural weaponry.
Here's a rhino ragdolling a 1300 lb cape buffalo (the second deadliest animal in Africa behind the hippo) like a toddler.
Until you see one in person, it's hard to grasp just how big they are. Most people probably assume they're cow-sized.
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They kill crocodiles and lions with these.
From videos ive seen Rhinos are really dumb lol... they get by with that horn and their sheer size and strength. Hippos are way more game and im pretty sure 9/10 times a hippo would whoop the Rhinos ass but tbh I dont see how a Hippo could actually kill a rhino but i could see a rhinos horn piercing a hippos heart.
Tough call tbh.
If it's a fight to death, I don't think either one is getting out the exchange without taking some serious damage.
That said, I feel like the horn is slightly overrated. The odds of that thing being able to pierce through the hippo's skin, and hit a vital organ, aren't great IMO.
In contrast, I would wager if a hippo is able to use its massive jaws and bite strength to clamp down amywhere in the head/neck region, its game/set/match. Not that that would be easy. But a better chance than the rhino landing that one perfect shot.
I think hippos would win more often than not just because they're so damn aggressive. Rhinos expect to win fights with their initial charge and lose their willingness to continue if that fails. Hippos OTOH are violent motherfuckers that love inflicting harm on others. I dunno how a fat pond herbivore became so damn orney but man, they are as mean as anything on this planet.The hippo could crush the rhinos skull with its bite. Hippo all day