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Rhino vs. Hippo...who takes it?

tangata motu'a

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White Rhino vs. a hippo.

Let's say it is in 12 inches of water. Who wins?

rhino is a little bigger. hippo is more aggressive. horn vs. teeth.

I was always under the assumption that the rhino was the clear second baddest land animal, but see there is some debate. so who do you got?
 
Those pygmy hippos are sneaky little buggers and would straight fuck up a northern White rhino. Devil's pig, indeed.
 
White Rhino vs. a hippo.

Let's say it is in 12 inches of water. Who wins?

rhino is a little bigger. hippo is more aggressive. horn vs. teeth.

I was always under the assumption that the rhino was the clear second baddest land animal, but see there is some debate. so who do you got?
A full grown male hippo is slightly heavier than a male Rhino.

Hippos is more aggressive / ornery by nature. Skip to 4:35 to see Hippo vs. Rhino
 
Rhino wins in a cage.

As what you described in your OP. I still think the Rhino wins most of the time. 8 out of 10 times.

But 12 inches of water is not that high, so I don't know how that's going factor in if at all.
 
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