Rewrite history with a photo caption

[Locke]

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Chael Sonnen after winning the title from Jon Jones by doctor stoppage (toe injury)

 

[in the liver]

Ronda head-kick KOs Holly and remains undisputed UFC champion and once ever human being.

UFC thereafter creates mixed-gender competitions, specifically to allow Ronda to fight male fighters.
She beats Cain under the right circumstances and also armbars many other male opponents, most notably: Bork Lasner, Stipe Miocic, Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones and Conor McGregor. All of these commit suicide as they cannot live with the embarrassment and constant fan bullying.
Ronda becomes the ultimate UFC champion, holding all belts in all female and male divisions.
She retires undefeated and becomes the president of the world.

legit lolled

 

[Andre Xiong]

Sakuraba comes out for round 2 to beat prime Igor Vovchanchyn after a competitive round 1 and despite 90 minutes vs Royce already then advances to submit prime Mark Coleman to win the pride 2000 GP.

Very possible given Sakuraba’s skill at the time, he must have hit an adrenaline dump after the 100th minute.

 

[Deleted member 429453]

Not a photo but,
Vitor claims MW strap via biting Andersons toes off.

That foot kissing thing is so humiliating

Damn

 

[Rondas Pillow]

UFC fighter and plastic surgeon, Anderson Silva, performs new alternative technique to liposuction on fellow fighter.

 

[Frank McEdgar]

The Chris lands an impressive spinning back kick to KO Rocksalt and defend his MW crown.

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Ronda Rousey respectfully embraces and shakes hand with opponent after fight.

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Ronda Rousey takes a break after a victory full of impressive head movement

 

[Frank McEdgar]

Robert Byrd calls a stop to the action ending the bout by way of stoppage due to Mayweather hiding behind boxing rules like a little bitch.

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Chael Sonnen takes advantage of new scoring system by tapping in the 5th round to win 4-1

 

[Pitier of Fools]

Fighter with an 0-0 pro record defeats both Rickson and Royce Gracie at the same time.

 

[Frank McEdgar]

Anderson Silva displays impressive bone dexterity in title defence vs The Chris

 

[Rondas Pillow]

UFC fighter donates kidney to save a life

 

[Rondas Pillow]

UFC fighter reacts after authorities prove his doppelgänger was behind hit’n’run and failed steroid tests

 

[Fatt Hughes]

Jon Jones; heralded for his clean living, friendly demeanor, demonstrates to the press and his fans driver safety tips, and the importance of obeying traffic laws.

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Conor McGregor submits Nate Diaz with new forearm crushing technique using only his chin

 

[Flex Plexico]

• CAN EAT A HAMMER
• HAS TAKEN A SHOTGUN BLAST STANDING
• OPENED A ROASTED PINECONE CART IN NYC

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Locals upset after seeing Rampage Jackson being given a police escort through traffic

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Fighter with an 0-0 pro record defeats both Rickson and Royce Gracie at the same time.

#metoo scandal rocks MMA world

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Popular hipster forehead dimple traced back to former fighter