Rewrite 2020 with a caption

[Otto!]

Let’s make 2020 better. The rules are simple. Post a pic, and add a caption that gives it a completely different meaning.

As an example:


“The world’s youngest immunologist asks college and university students to stay away from beaches during spring break, in order to protect the elderly.”

 

[Otto!]

“Demand for bat meat has sharply risen after it was discovered that it is safe to consume and can boost your immune system.”

 

[BisexualMMA]

Hero doctor with ability to detect brain tumors through scent saves woman's life by catching cancer while still operable.

 

[Otto!]

“Peaceful citizens find an innovative ways to defrost a police car’s windshield, bringing cooperation and love for law enforcement to an all time high”.

 

[Randlewand]

 

[hohner]

"Fuck this gay Earth"

 

[Osculater]

New species of bees discovered and scientists say they can cure cancer if stung over 9000 times

 

[loyalyolayal]

It's a just a blue 'fro.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

BREAKING: Tales from the Crypt releases a brand new season on Netflix without warning.

 

[revoltub]

Khabib vs Ferguson get set for rematch after groundbreaking first fight was called fight of the decade.

 

[fungi]

20/20
The year we finally started seeing shit.