Remember Penthouse photos?

[minute bull]

My God, I wish I could time travel and give myself proper lubricant.

You should probably still be arrested in either case.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Lol WTF.. Why is everything so blurry?? Was this some sort of ancient forgotten Instagram filter technology? Is it Possible??

As I recall Penthouse used a soft filter to get this sort of effect on their photos. It was a look people liked back then. Made the bushes look more silky and supple!

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Sounds like someone has gotten tired of masterbating to everything 1980 to present and now they're getting stuff from the 70s

 

[MIKOM]

I like the effect they used back then. Very dreamlike.

 

[minute bull]

Mama always said it'd make you blind but I didn't think she meant glaucoma.

 

[SaiWa]

I also remember trying to look up porn on a dial up connection.... Those damn dark ages!!!

picture pron!!!

those were the days!!!

 

[Hyperglide]

It's clearly the Beer Goggles lens filter.

 

[TeTe]

We just had a guy come out and redo the walls in our garage. While he was tearing them down he found two Hustler magazines from 1979 tucked behind them.

It was actually fascinating looking at a relic from the past... porn magazines full of chicks with hairy vaginas (cause Hustler actually showed the vag back in the day).

 

[Batjester]

What about Penthouse letters? These were all real, yes?

As real as all of eternaldarkness' posts.

 

[j123]

Can't believe we used to fap to this 144p quality back in the day. Would hate to know what ppl pre-1300 AD beat off to

 

[Zer]

We just had a guy come out and redo the walls in our garage. While he was tearing them down he found two Hustler magazines from 1979 tucked behind them.

It was actually fascinating looking at a relic from the past... porn magazines full of chicks with hairy vaginas (cause Hustler actually showed the vag back in the day).

When I was renovating my current place we found some old porno from the 90's inside a wall. Maybe it's an old construction tradition where you leave some pron stashed for the next guys who may be working there?

 

[Kraysla]

How dare you besmirch Penthouse! They added a smoky effect for sexiness. That was all we had back then, if we were lucky. You usually either had a friend who you traded or you found it (found porn was so much more popular in the 80's.) If all you had were catalogs, like dude above mentioned, this was absolute gold.

 

[cincymma79]

I just need the picture close enough to look like this

 

[Randlewand]

Can't believe we used to fap to this 144p quality back in the day. Would hate to know what ppl pre-1300 AD beat off to

 

[bufetadanacara]

Penthouse Stories/Letters were great...

Spoiler: Letter #1

As a young girl I had a wild first sexual experience. I was a horny teen. I didn't know much about men but I knew that I wanted sex. I wanted it badly.

As early as I can remember I had been masturbating. I would take all sorts of items and insert them inside my pussy. I had a vast assortment of items that I would use. Mostly, they were smoothly textured bottles from various cosmetics and toiletries. Looking back, it seemed amazing that some of these product packages made it past the censors. They had bumps, ridges, and bulbous tips just like what I imagine a penis would look like.

When I reached high school, I joined the cheerleading squad. It was fun. We talked about boys and we got to see all of the guys in their uniforms. I was boy crazy and this was the place for me. After practice I would head home and go right to my room. When I was upstairs I would drop my lollipop pants and grab one of my bottles. I would screw myself silly thinking about the guys on the football squad. Sometimes I would imagine that they were sticking the football or a baseball bat inside me. I would fill myself up and rub my clit in a frenzy. I would come and come and come.

One day I tried to sneak into the boys locker room so that I could see some of the boys naked. I managed to get halfway into the locker room before I was caught. The athletic director happened to be leaving the side exit at the time. He knew exactly what I was trying to do. "Come with me young lady" he said. He dragged me to his office. "You have been very bad. I know exactly what you were trying to do".

"If you want to see a naked man, I'll show you a naked man" he explained. I knew that what he was going to do was very wrong but I didn't care. "I wanted to see a cock and I didn't care who it belonged to.". The athletic director was an older man and he wasn't very attractive but he seemed willing to show me his tool. I sat quietly thinking about what was happening while he angrily took off his pants. I couldn't believe it.

When he pulled down his boxer shorts I gasped. "Yeah! he explained. This cock is bigger than anything those little boys are packing". Now I have learned that indeed he did have a fairly large penis. My mistake is that I had been masturbating with much, much larger devices. Even the small deodorant can that I had been using was much larger than a man's penis. The full size shampoo bottle that I had been eagerly thrusting into my pussy was even bigger still.

I have spent my entire adult life disappointed.

Spoiler: Letter #2

I'm twenty-five years old with black hair, brown eyes, a dark complexion and a 5" dick. I recently had a wild sexual experience that I would like to share with you. My girlfriend's friend was having a birthday party for her son. The friend knew that I owned a video camera and wanted to know if I would videotape the party. My girlfriend's friend Lori is thirty five years old and pretty good-looking, with a nice, large ass on her. That ass always gets me hard.

While my girlfriend was at work, I went to Lori's apartment to get paid. when I got there, she asked me to come into the bedroom so she could get the money for me. She sat on the edge of the bed and motioned for me to come closer. That's when Lori told me she didn't have the money but would be willing to compensate me in other ways. I asked, "In what other ways?" even though I already knew the answer to the question.

Lori smiled and pulled my shorts down-my cock popped out right in front of her face. She put my dick in her mouth and caressed my balls with her hand. As she sucked my dick, she took her clothes off while I removed my own.

Lori pulled my dick out of her mouth and said "I want you to fuck my pussy from behind". She got on all fours and I started pumping her pussy. Large asses like Lori's have always turned me on and seeing my cock disappear into her was great. She then surprised me by saying she wanted my dick up her ass. I asked if she had any lubricant and she said "Forget that shit. Just ram me with all you've got."

So into her asshole my cock slid. Lori squeezed my cock with her inner muscles. It felt wonderful. After some more humping she told me to tell her when I was ready to come. I told her it wasn't going to be long. I felt her start to rub her pussy so that she would come too. In a moment I could feel her body convulse with an orgasm. That was enough for me and I came as well.

After we lay on the bed for a while, I decided to head to the bathroom to clean up. My dick was covered with our love juices and it was time to clean them off. Boy did I regret that trip. It smelled like someone died in that shithouse. Man, I can't believe the paint wasn't peeling off the walls. She must have taken a massive dump right before I arrived. Even the toilet was plugged with a wads of crap-stained toilet paper on the surface and possibly a huge turd underneath.

I started to breath out of my mouth so that I could last long enough to get out of there but I started to taste the wretched filth. I was trying to wash the funk off of my member when it all started to become too much. I wanted to puke. Actually, I didn't want to puke, the puke wanted to well up within me and spurt out of my mouth. I started to panic. Where was I going to hurl? I couldn't get any closer to that shit-can. It was the root of the problem. I had my dick hanging over the edge of the sink and I didn't want to puke on that. I grabbed for the waste basket. Immediately the vomit was looking for an exit and it found it.

I started to puke out of my mouth and nose. It was mostly the taco bell tacos I had eaten for lunch. I could feel the hard shells up in my sinuses as the vomit flowed into the waste bin. To make matters worse there was a wrapper for preparation-h suppositories in the basket. It is no wonder that chick didn't need lube.

I wiped off my face and dick and then left.

Signed, Quick Getaway in Haddaway, NJ.

I remember them as "Penthouse Forum"

 

[Omegaboy13]

Back in the day, Playboy was what you read if you were a class act. Penthouse was what you read if you were a dirty little closet filthy.

 

[j123]

Thicc

 

[Rafael MMA]

Yeah I can't even fap to these resolutions, I give up

<Oku02>

 

[90 50]

Vaseline was applied to a lens filter for the effect.

Image how they figured that one out.

imaging a photog had vasoljne in one of his hands as he was shooting and liked the look after developing the film lol

 

[Rand M Arthur]

When I was renovating my current place we found some old porno from the 90's inside a wall. Maybe it's an old construction tradition where you leave some pron stashed for the next guys who may be working there?

What was it stuck up with?