Movies Remakes that work

I don't get what you're saying here. Is the second sentence a statement or a question. If it's a question, what are you asking me?

Well it's rhetorical in response to you seemingly creating your own definitions...
If you answered the first part we could maybe find some mutual ground, but you're just saying "I said this " "no one said that" .. To say I asked a question in my first post you've done a terrible job of answering it without just using your opinions as to why it's wrong.
 
Well it's rhetorical in response to you seemingly creating your own definitions...
If you answered the first part we could maybe find some mutual ground, but you're just saying "I said this " "no one said that" .. To say I asked a question in my first post you've done a terrible job of answering it without just using your opinions as to why it's wrong.
"To say" you asked a question in your first post? I don't know what that means. I think it's your grammar that's going over my head. I could understand you up to your second last post but now I'm honestly having a hard time trying to understand what you're trying to say.
 
"To say" you asked a question in your first post? I don't know what that means. I think it's your grammar that's going over my head. I could understand you up to your second last post but now I'm honestly having a hard time trying to understand what you're trying to say.

My question in the first post was "Does this count?" as in does my example count... I believe you are taking for granted this is a fairly complex thing..
YOU instead of answering the question shat all over my example in certainty that YOU have the correct definition of what Remake is, I simply asked what are YOU using to define what a remake is to be so confident in your SHITTING on my post?

version, homage, makeover, update, reboot, remake, adaptation, pseudo-remake. You certain you know exactly what all these terms mean too?

"In the essay “Twice-Told Tales: Disavowal and the Rhetoric of the Remake,” Thomas Leitch defines movie remakes as “new versions of old movies.” This might seem incredibly obvious, but there’s an important implication here: if you are taking a story from one medium to another, it cannot rightly be called a remake. The inherent challenges of translating a story from one medium with specific advantages and disadvantages to a different medium with different specific advantages and disadvantages are also a considerable source of value (this concept is literally known as medium specificity). [Cross-language adaptations face a similar hurdle that prevents even the most faithful of such adaptations, like Let Me In and Let The Right One In, from being remakes.]"
 
My question in the first post was "Does this count?" as in does my example count... I believe you are taking for granted this is a fairly complex thing..
YOU instead of answering the question shat all over my example in certainty that YOU have the correct definition of what Remake is, I simply asked what are YOU are using to define what a remake is to be so confident in your SHITTING on my post?

version, homage, makeover, update, reboot, remake, adaptation, pseudo-remake. You certain you know exactly what all these terms mean too?

"In the essay “Twice-Told Tales: Disavowal and the Rhetoric of the Remake,” Thomas Leitch defines movie remakes as “new versions of old movies.” This might seem incredibly obvious, but there’s an important implication here: if you are taking a story from one medium to another, it cannot rightly be called a remake. The inherent challenges of translating a story from one medium with specific advantages and disadvantages to a different medium with different specific advantages and disadvantages are also a considerable source of value (this concept is literally known as medium specificity). [Cross-language adaptations face a similar hurdle that prevents even the most faithful of such adaptations, like Let Me In and Let The Right One In, from being remakes.]"
How is doing a new movie version of an old movie taking the story from one medium to another? They're both movies so it's the same medium. To take a story from one medium to another, you'd have to do a movie version of a novel, for example, or a comic book adaptation of a movie, or a movie version of a TV series, or whatever. They're examples of taking a story from one medium to another. But if you do a new movie version of an old movie, you're not taking the story from one medium to another. You're just doing a different version of it in the same medium.

Would you say The Dark Knight is a remake of Tim Burton's original Batman? They've both got Batman, and Alfred, and Commissioner Gordon, and Harvey Dent, and the Joker, and Batman's the good guy and the Joker's the bad guy, and the Joker's defeated in the end, so you'd probably say it's a remake, right? Just because the two movies share those shallow, superficial similarities. I'm guessing it doesn't matter to you that Gordon, for example, is Commissioner all the way through the original Batman, from beginning to end, although in The Dark Knight, he only becomes Commissioner after the last one is killed. And I'm guessing it doesn't matter that Harvey Dent stays Harvey Dent throughout the original Batman, although in The Dark Knight, we see him become Two-Face. And I'm guessing it doesn't matter that Vicki Vale isn't the love interest in The Dark Knight, or that the woman who is is being fought over by Wayne and Dent, where no such love triangle appears in the original Batman. And I'm guessing it doesn't matter that Heath Ledger's version of the Joker is an entirely different one from Jack Nicholson's. Jack Nicholson's was just a lunatic with no particular goal in mind other than to cause chaos just for the fun of it, whereas Heath Ledger's version had a very specific purpose; to teach everybody that trying to impose order on a chaotic world is foolish and self-defeating. You can't possibly think The Dark Knight is a remake of Batman so how could you think the 2017 Jumanji is a remake of the original when the differences between those two are even greater. At least The Dark Knight and Batman had a lot of the same characters. The characters in those two Jumanji movies are totally different, aren't they? In the first movie, one child (one) gets sucked into a board game decades ago, and then comes back into the real world as an adult bringing the wild animals with him. In the second movie, a group of teenagers gets sucked into a video game and most of the rest of the movie takes place in the video game world, as opposed to the real world in the first movie, where the kids interact as their video game avatars. No such thing as avatars in the first movie.
 
Uh, we're discussing films, sir. Not network television series.

;)

Actually, that's a great mention. HANNIBAL stands among my very favorite TV series ever along with TWIN PEAKS. The creators & cast were perfect for the project & IMHO, outdid every other version of Thomas Harris' source material.
I love it, it still blows my mind that something so weird got made at all, let alone on network tv. So brilliantly cast as well, Hugh Dancy is ridiculously good, I love Ed Norton but his Will Graham isn’t a patch on the tv series version.
 
How is doing a new movie version of an old movie taking the story from one medium to another? They're both movies so it's the same medium. To take a story from one medium to another, you'd have to do a movie version of a novel, for example, or a comic book adaptation of a movie, or a movie version of a TV series, or whatever. They're examples of taking a story from one medium to another. But if you do a new movie version of an old movie, you're not taking the story from one medium to another. You're just doing a different version of it in the same medium.

Would you say The Dark Knight is a remake of Tim Burton's original Batman? They've both got Batman, and Alfred, and Commissioner Gordon, and Harvey Dent, and the Joker, and Batman's the good guy and the Joker's the bad guy, and the Joker's defeated in the end, so you'd probably say it's a remake, right? Just because the two movies share those shallow, superficial similarities. I'm guessing it doesn't matter to you that Gordon, for example, is Commissioner all the way through the original Batman, from beginning to end, although in The Dark Knight, he only becomes Commissioner after the last one is killed. And I'm guessing it doesn't matter that Harvey Dent stays Harvey Dent throughout the original Batman, although in The Dark Knight, we see him become Two-Face. And I'm guessing it doesn't matter that Vicki Vale isn't the love interest in The Dark Knight, or that the woman who is is being fought over by Wayne and Dent, where no such love triangle appears in the original Batman. And I'm guessing it doesn't matter that Heath Ledger's version of the Joker is an entirely different one from Jack Nicholson's. Jack Nicholson's was just a lunatic with no particular goal in mind other than to cause chaos just for the fun of it, whereas Heath Ledger's version had a very specific purpose; to teach everybody that trying to impose order on a chaotic world is foolish and self-defeating. You can't possibly think The Dark Knight is a remake of Batman so how could you think the 2017 Jumanji is a remake of the original when the differences between those two are even greater. At least The Dark Knight and Batman had a lot of the same characters. The characters in those two Jumanji movies are totally different, aren't they? In the first movie, one child (one) gets sucked into a board game decades ago, and then comes back into the real world as an adult bringing the wild animals with him. In the second movie, a group of teenagers gets sucked into a video game and most of the rest of the movie takes place in the video game world, as opposed to the real world in the first movie, where the kids interact as their video game avatars. No such thing as avatars in the first movie.


I'm not claiming to know what a remake is, you are, hence my initial question "DOES THIS COUNT?" ... I'm of the belief that the term "REMAKE" is in fact a bad use of language that insinuates many grey areas and isn't truly defined, also seems to often connate negativity towards said movie.... Are the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movie a remake of the earlier made animated feature film? By your definition it is.. I think to put that in the same category with the CGI Lion King "remake" or a Jungle Book "remake" and then also say thats the same definition to fit something like Psycho or Funny games is just a shit word.
 
Oh, in that case, I prefer the original
The Pulse remake I thought was godawful compared to the Kiyoshi Kurosawa original, I'm surprised by anyone listing it, but hey everyone has different tastes.

Dredd was listed in the op, but that's just a re-adaptation of the source material, technically Carpenter's The Thing is as well. I understand why they are listed though.

Idk I havent seen either in years, and I dug the effects. Plus I watched all 3 of them in a row when my leg was broken so that might have something to do with it

Anyway I thought this was just about remakes that work not necessarily remakes that were better?
 
I'm not claiming to know what a remake is, you are, hence my initial question "DOES THIS COUNT?" ... I'm of the belief that the term "REMAKE" is in fact a bad use of language that insinuates many grey areas and isn't truly defined, also seems to often connate negativity towards said movie.... Are the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movie a remake of the earlier made animated feature film? By your definition it is.. I think to put that in the same category with the CGI Lion King "remake" or a Jungle Book "remake" and then also say thats the same definition to fit something like Psycho or Funny games is just a shit word.
I don't count Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings as a remake of the animated version because they're both versions of the same source material, Tolkien's original novels. Jackson didn't set out to remake the animated movie, he set out to do his own version of the novels. So not a remake. The CGI Lion King is a remake because the source material was the original 1994 movie. The CGI version was a remake of that movie, not another attempt at a version of some source material that predated that movie. The CGI Jungle Book that Disney and Jon Favreau made is also a remake, because although there is a novel The Jungle Book, the CGI version wasn't an attempt to film that novel, but simply to copy the first film. That's why the animals in the CGI version talk and sing, just as they did in the first film, but not in the original novel.
 
I love it, it still blows my mind that something so weird got made at all, let alone on network tv. So brilliantly cast as well, Hugh Dancy is ridiculously good, I love Ed Norton but his Will Graham isn’t a patch on the tv series version.

Yeah, my friend. I was sad when it was over. It's hard to believe it's been five years already. Damn.
 
Dredd - the 1995 film was a mess. Stallone's portrayal of the character was terrible. Urban did it better.

The Bourne Identity - Probably one of the best action films I have ever seen

Let Me In - Almost as good as the original.

True Lies - James Cameron + Schwarzenegger is a good combination. Remande from La totale
Cape Fear (1991)
Scarface (1983)
Always (1989)
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
The Fly (1986)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Death Wish (2018)
The Last House on the Left (2009)
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Most all other remakes are shitty cash grabs though.
 
The original Judge Dredd was awesome but the remake was great. Stallone was perfect for that role. "I am the law." I'm going to have to watch that again
I wouldn't say Dredd is a remake. It's a reboot. A remake follows the same plot as the original. So if Dredd had been a remake, it would have had the same plot and the same characters as the Stallone movie.
 
The original Judge Dredd was awesome but the remake was great. Stallone was perfect for that role. "I am the law." I'm going to have to watch that again
Why are ya quoting me? I said the second one isn't a remake.
 
While Omega Doom is a genuine it's-so-bad it's-good movie, watching it for the first time the other day reminded me of how oddly well Yojimbo's plot can be adapted to different settings.

I really like A Fistful of Dollars and Last Man Standing. I feel like I'm forgetting a third rendition that I liked once upon a time.
 
Slap Shot.


















Just kidding, the remake sucked.



Ocean's 11 for sure.
 
Cape Fear (1991)
Scarface (1983)
Always (1989)
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
The Fly (1986)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Death Wish (2018)
The Last House on the Left (2009)
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Most all other remakes are shitty cash grabs though.
Death wish?
 
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