Recasting the Princess Bride for a Remake.

[orgazmo]

And since this is a remake of a classic film made in Hollywood in the year 2021, which characters would be gay or trans?

All of them?

Princess Bride 2021, starring CCH Pounder as Westley

 

[El Chimpo]

Fuck this idea imo

Respectfully

 

[n...not crazy]

Agreed. Even considering a remake is blasphemy.

Everyone in this thread should be shot. Including me.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

It would be cool if they remade it but as a porno.

Same actors and everything.

But I guess they'd have to recast Fezzik.

Enter Ghorghe Muresan

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Wesley
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2019:
Zac Efron

Inigo Montoya

2019:
Rafael Amaya

Buttercup

2019:
Emelia Clarke

Fezzik

2019:
The Big Show

Miracle Max

2019:
Kurt Douglas

Vizzini

2019
Danny Devito Jr.

LOL wtf is this? Love the Danny Divito pick. Looks like him mixed with Eric Andre

 

[Mcountry]

Are you fucking crazy? Casting an all white cast like that? What the fuck were you thinking???

Here let me help you out.

Wesley

Indio Montoya

ButterCup (you can have a white chick here)

Fezzek

Miracle Max

Vizzini



There.

Now your cast is properly diversified for 2019.

 

[Steve-French]

Wesley
View attachment 563133
2019:
Zac Efron

Inigo Montoya

2019:
Rafael Amaya

Buttercup

2019:
Emelia Clarke

Fezzik

2019:
The Big Show

Miracle Max

2019:
Kurt Douglas

Vizzini

2019
Danny Devito Jr.

With the direction Hollywood is going now it would probably look like this...

Wesley...
Lena Waith

Inigo Montoyo...

Kumail Nanjiani

Butter Cup...

Amy Schumer

Fezzik

Gabourey Sidibe (That chick who played Precious)

Miracle Max...
Anderson Cooper...


Vizzini

Elijah Wood

 

[Steve-French]

Are you fucking crazy? Casting an all white cast like that? What the fuck were you thinking???

Here let me help you out.

Wesley

Indio Montoya

ButterCup (you can have a white chick here)
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Fezzek
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Miracle Max
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Vizzini
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There.

Now your cast is properly diversified for 2019.

Damn.... Beat me to it It's funny that we have some of the same actors though. I swear I didn't see your post before I made mine. HAHA!

 

[Long Dark Blues]

A remake is sacrilege.

 

[nostradumbass]

For a second thought there was actually a Danny Devito Jr

Danny devito is danny devito jr.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Wesley
The Rock

Inigo Montoya
That dude from 6 feet under

Buttercup
Brittany Murphy

Fezzik
Mark Rylance (played BFG(big fucking giant)

Miracle Max

Vizzini

Cary Elwsey

 

[FyrFytr998]

Remake?

 

[Steve-French]

Wesley
The Rock

Inigo Montoya
That dude from 6 feet under

Buttercup
Brittany Murphy

Fezzik
Mark Rylance (played BFG(big fucking giant)

Miracle Max

Vizzini

Cary Elwsey

Isn't Britney Murphy dead?

 

[Drain Bamage]

At first I was mad but then I saw Kirk and I was dyin'!

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Inigo Montoya
That dude from 6 feet under

Buttercup
Brittany Murphy

Lol, I’m not sure what actor you’re thinking of from Six Feet Under, but that pic is of the original actor for Inigo Montoya these days.

And as for Brittany Murphy, hasn’t she been dead for like ten years?

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Lol, I’m not sure what actor you’re thinking of from Six Feet Under, but that pic is of the original actor for Inigo Montoya these days.

And as for Brittany Murphy, hasn’t she been dead for like ten years?

 

[franklinstower]

Don't do it I say. The Princess Bride is awesome as is.

It is so good that you can ONLY go down from it. There is no need to remake it-- its not dated......

 

[misterfurious]

Wesley
The Rock

Inigo Montoya
That dude from 6 feet under

Buttercup
Brittany Murphy

Fezzik
Mark Rylance (played BFG(big fucking giant)

Miracle Max

Vizzini

Cary Elwsey

This is the most jacked up, and yet the most awesome post...how high are you @Headkicktoleg ?

I’m only ok with a remake if they include the zoo of death this time.