Reasons to smoke cigarettes.

Given all the 100%-credible information we have now about how bad smoking is for you, everyone has to logically conclude that there is no reason to smoke other than for the occasional buzz. I'm not going to watch a video that makes smoking appear like a cool thing to do. That's just stupid. If I have misjudged the video let me know, and I apologize in advance.
 
Top 10 Reasons.

10. Your decision-making skills are shit.
9. You want to smell like ass.
8. You want to taste like an ashtray.
7. You want a higher risk of health problems & cancer.
6. You want to accelerate your aging.
5. You want to alienate your friends that don't like smokers.
4. You want to alienate potential friends and girlfriends that don't like smokers.
3. You want to be that annoying guy that asks others for cigarettes or a light when you're out of cigarettes or don't have a lighter.
2. You're generally a fuck up with poor self-esteem, and think you'll be 'cooler' and have more social status if you start smoking.
1. You wouldn't mind spending $150+ a month to achieve all the above.

If these 10 reasons describe you, then by all means start smoking.
 
The only reason to smoke a cig is:
Take that last long drag on the cig and flic it on the ground.
coolest move ever.
 
to be cool, duh...
 
The #1 reason to smoke cigarettes is b/c you get like an extra hour of "break time" at work. I mean honestly! I see the smokers go outside for a smoke like every 90 minutes for 10 minutes or so. That adds up over time! It's like free extra breaks. I'm gonna get those fake candy cigarettes and stand outside too!
 
Other than bumming a couple when I'm drinking with friends I really don't miss smoking.
 
How else are you gonna let the boys know that you fuck?
 
Leonard Haid said:
Given all the 100%-credible information we have now about how bad smoking is for you, everyone has to logically conclude that there is no reason to smoke other than for the occasional buzz. I'm not going to watch a video that makes smoking appear liI ke a cool thing to do. That's just stupid. If I have misjudged the video let me know, and I apologize in advance.
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It's a couple of hillbilly Canadians giving reason why you should smoke. It's a joke and meant to be funny not serious. I smoke cigarettes when I drink, but It's a stupid fucking habit.
 
Because you're stupid. Which means I'm stupid. If my job didn't random drug test I would just smoke pot instead.
 
Disgusting habit I'd never date a girl who smokes
 
Because you look so bad ass doing it.

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Lionel Mandrake said:
It's a couple of hillbilly Canadians giving reason why you should smoke. It's a joke and meant to be funny not serious. I smoke cigarettes when I drink, but It's a stupid fucking habit.
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Thanks for responding. Because of your response I have just watched the video, and really enjoyed it. I should not have jumped to conclusions. I get it now.
 
I'm going to respond while missing the point of the thread(to fit in)

I wanted to smoke, then I saw this kid and knew I'd need to save my cardio for kicking his ass. You just know he grew up to be a fat homo.
 
GearSolidMetal said:
Top 10 Reasons.

10. Your decision-making skills are shit.
9. You want to smell like ass.
8. You want to taste like an ashtray.
7. You want a higher risk of health problems & cancer.
6. You want to accelerate your aging.
5. You want to alienate your friends that don't like smokers.
4. You want to alienate potential friends and girlfriends that don't like smokers.
3. You want to be that annoying guy that asks others for cigarettes or a light when you're out of cigarettes or don't have a lighter.
2. You're generally a fuck up with poor self-esteem, and think you'll be 'cooler' and have more social status if you start smoking.
1. You wouldn't mind spending $150+ a month to achieve all the above.

If these 10 reasons describe you, then by all means start smoking.
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The ones I highlighted are ridiculous. Smokers can be annoying, but smug Judgey non smokers can be dicks too. Generally speaking most people who smoke don't do it in their house, so why would you alienate yourself from them?

People don't smoke because of self esteem issues either. It generally starts from smoking pot or drinking alcohol as they kind of go hand in hand.
 
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