Real beef between Cody Garbrandt and Stipe?

[Krimzon]

Cody got BALLZZ

most lhws wouldnt fuck with stipe

 

[Fstepp]

Someone just asked during the Q&A if there was any truth to the rumor that Cody switched camps to Alpha Male because of something between him and Stipe's girlfriend. Cody completely danced around the question and gave a BS answer.

Here is a link to the question

Cody seems to have beef with everyone these days.

First Cruz, then Jean-Claude Van Damme, and now Stimpy?

 

[FullRoundAldo]

Alright so I've read everyone's posts and can now piece together what happened: Stipe's then girlfriend, now wife came to the gym one day. Cody was very infatuated but due to his stature he knew he could never have the dark haired amazon goddess. Thinking quickly and on his feet, Cody came up with a plan: Cody told the future Ms. Miocic that he is Stipe's 6 year old son and begged her to take him to the movies.

The future miss Miocic felt bad for Cody and took him, not knowing that what was a harmless night of treating your boyfriend's first grade boy to a movie, was actually a date with a tiny little player. Half way into Cars 3, Cody went for a kiss but Ms. Miocic moved in an unexpected way, her nose grazing Cody's eye brows. This sent Cody into a rage and he stormed out of the theater, jumped on his bicycle which was in the back seat of Ms. Miocic's SUV, and retreated home.

 

[Rod Farva]

Does this mean he’s cool with JCVD now?

 

[Krixes]

Cody let Stipe's girl hang with the boyzzzzzzz.......

 

[tarumady]

Which pornstar?! If he has two cocks that simply isn't fair to Stipe.

I hat kind of porn are you watching brother?

 

[tarumady]

I would like stipe and cody to tag team on my wife it would be an honour to tell you the truth

If you had a wife.:.... I kid I kid..... I don’t have one either.....

 

[Bumblebeef]

stipe`s girlfriend looks a little bit like a milf pornstar.

 

[Deleted member 429453]

Why are all the folks missing the point here

If stipes wife cheated on him with neck tats then she’s as bait as much to blame

Fucking putas

 

[tarumady]

Is this copypasta or are you just sick? Yuge kudos if the latter.

Yeah this mofo need to get a job as a fucking writer at some porn site ...... he be good.

 

[WhiteMousse]

Stipe stole Cody's gf and he was forced to watch helplessly as she was dominated for five merciless rounds

 

[Zorrox]

Just like Cody crushed his girl.

Manlet detected

 

[WhiteMousse]

Alright so I've read everyone's posts and can now piece together what happened: Stipe's then girlfriend, now wife came to the gym one day. Cody was very infatuated but due to his stature he knew he could never have the dark haired amazon goddess. Thinking quickly and on his feet, Cody came up with a plan: Cody told the future Ms. Miocic that he is Stipe's 6 year old son and begged her to take him to the movies.

The future miss Miocic felt bad for Cody and took him, not knowing that what was a harmless night of treating your boyfriend's first grade boy to a movie, was actually a date with a tiny little player. Half way into Cars 3, Cody went for a kiss but Ms. Miocic moved in an unexpected way, her nose grazing Cody's eye brows. This sent Cody into a rage and he stormed out of the theater, jumped on his bicycle which was in the back seat of Ms. Miocic's SUV, and retreated home.

>Cars 3

Fucking lost it dude, kek

 

[robertcop2]

Cody got fucking rekt by JCVD.

But then, JCVD reks Stipe easily.

Don't know what to conclude from all this.

 

[Ether13]

Garbrandt has superior facial aesthetics and is an alpha male (literally and figuratively). Stipe is a bit of a goofball and his facial aesthetics are average.

Of course she went after Garbrandt. Yes he's a manlet, but do you think Napoleon wasn't drowning in poon? Come on, son.

Broads don’t care about “aesthetics” as much as guys do. Stipe has a bigger bank account so that’s what makes him appealing.

Also this is old news based on a rumor. True or not, asking Garbrandt anything will get you a retarded sounding answer.

 

[The Schmoop]

I heard Stipe's gf pegged Cody

That explains the constant butt hurt Cody is constantly expressing.

 

[agibmxmma]

Cody has a bigger dick probably

Well TAM is known by the ring card girls, female fans, etc.. to be the camp with hung little guys. TJ, Danny Castillo, Joe B, Mendes, Fili, etc.. have all been rumored to enjoy walking naked when being fitted by UFC for gear, to "show off".

 

[agibmxmma]

I heard Stipe's gf pegged Cody

Stipe's wife, PVZ, his current wife.. what's your resume looking like young cuckhold? Don't be jealous, you look insecure.

 

[agibmxmma]

How does a woman go from a HW to a BW? That must've been a change of pace for her.

.... if true.

It happens often.. some women are into real men, alphas. And size means nada when a man being Alpha or considered a "real man". My wife is 26, 5ft 10in, and I love her in 4-6 in heels, her ex is 6ft 6in.. I'm 39, 5ft 8in and fought at 125, 135 and 145lbs as an am, 135lbs as a Pro. It happens, and the "change of pace" is what attracts them.

 

[Cowboy Cerroliveira]

It happens often.. some women are into real men, alphas. And size means nada when a man being Alpha or considered a "real man". My wife is 26, 5ft 10in, and I love her in 4-6 in heels, her ex is 6ft 6in.. I'm 39, 5ft 8in and fought at 125, 135 and 145lbs as an am, 135lbs as a Pro. It happens, and the "change of pace" is what attracts them.