Raven haired security girl

[LEStigerknee]

I think some guys like chunky chicks. For example i was at a strip club and i actually saw guys giving fat chicks money to sit on their laps.

It was 5 dollar tuesday so idunno why i was there or expected anything different. I just assumed all strippers were hot and athletic. then igot a dance from like the one hot chick there. She gave me her number too. Chicks never give me their number so i was highly suspicious.

She probably moonlights as an escort

 

[Bovlowski]

She probably moonlights as an escort

Or a dude.

 

[LEStigerknee]

Or a dude.

Or both. Tranny surprise

 

[Blark]

This thread isn't creepy at all.

 

[Ridiculous]

I can't believe this thread exists hahaha right when I saw the title I knew who the TS was talking about. I actually found her annoying, she would rush everyone and she was EVERYWHERE. What was her job!??!

and she was touching all the fighter's butts. I gotta find my way into the shark tank

 

[The Coolman]

wow.....how did I know that there would be a thread about this

 

[Nnedd]

She was security. Not a doctor. She walked guys out.

She's like the guys who are usually wearing the maroon jackets.

But, like, infinitely hotter. And female.

 

[Author]

Not gonna lie, I noticed her. Here's the thing though, she's semi-hot now, doable, whatever you wanna call it. I wouldn't say fat. To me, fat is obese. Complete with rolls and cellulite. Just a completely lazy lard ass. She's not there. Yet.

Yea, definitely potential fattie. She looks fairly young, mid-20's, with some sweet internship gig with the UFC? Good deal. I just hope she maintains some kind of fitness by getting to the gym and steering clear of the fast food, beans and rice, whatever her diet is. That metabolism isn't going to cut it for long, so for the sake of our chubbies, your own legacy and hotness, please don't let go.

 

[Nnedd]

wow.....how did I know that there would be a thread about this

You didn't know.

Your manhood knew.

 

[punchdrunkMMA]

I didn't notice the ass-slapping but obviously it went down based on some of the screencaps. lol Hilarious!

 

[Bull Terrier]

Could I get laid at church? That would be a first for me

If you are Catholic, male, and under 16 years old, I am sure one of the priests will be more than happy to oblige you.

 

[Vespertilio**]

Could I get laid at church? That would be a first for me

Depends, you into men?

 

[Wand4Life]

She was security. Not a doctor. She walked guys out.

She's like the guys who are usually wearing the maroon jackets.

But, like, infinitely hotter. And female.

Security were in different suits, they were the same guys all night, and had no ID badges, just official tags on their coats.
She might be in between, like Cage Management shit, making sure corners get out on time between rounds or whatever.

But there was that one point after the Weidman fight where I swear to god he looked back at her and asked if she was the doctor and she nodded yes. Right after he walks down the steps from the octagon after the fight.

 

[IAC]

Yep, she's cute.

But what would she do if a fan fight break in near the octagon? Grab some asses until the dudes calm down?

 

[Doug22]

This would be wasteland instantly if anyone else posted it...

Some chubby average looking girl that is hardly related to the UFC, who cares?

Guess it must be nice to be above the law... since...

YOU ARE THE LAW

 

[Local Plata]

Meh ... shes like a 6.5/10.

 

[UL]

This would be wasteland instantly if anyone else posted it...

Some chubby average looking girl that is hardly related to the UFC, who cares?

Someone who is craving for their juice to be released.

 

[Ridiculous]

Someone who is craving for their juice to be released.

so simple and so true

 

[Nnedd]

Security were in different suits, they were the same guys all night, and had no ID badges, just official tags on their coats.
She might be in between, like Cage Management shit, making sure corners get out on time between rounds or whatever.

But there was that one point after the Weidman fight where I swear to god he looked back at her and asked if she was the doctor and she nodded yes. Right after he walks down the steps from the octagon after the fight.

So maybe not security, but some kind of wrangler.

Maybe she nodded cause she didn't hear him.

 

[Nnedd]

This would be wasteland instantly if anyone else posted it...

Some chubby average looking girl that is hardly related to the UFC, who cares?

Guess it must be nice to be above the law... since...

YOU ARE THE LAW

I'm gonna dub you.