random throwaway lines that make you laugh

[HwoarangStyle]

share some random funny movie lines. this one always makes me laugh.

come on guys lets get ourselves some fuckin mountain dew

 

[DaleBoca]

Two of the funniest scenes in the same episode.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[RoastBeast]

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Goon Dog]

One of the most useful to quote.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

"Let's not start sucking each others' dicks just yet."

 

[Long Dark Blues]

"Let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet."

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

God, such a great flick.

I'd also add from that movie- "Oh, my nipples are smoking!"

 

[UberHere]

Hey pandejos!

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."
"Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."

 

[Rob Battisti]

“Shit, I got water all over myself!” - The Wedding Singer

 

[method115]

share some random funny movie lines. this one always makes me laugh.

come on guys lets get ourselves some fuckin mountain dew

lol those extreme dudes cracked me up they were so over the top with it. When they walked into the gas station and he starts making raptor noises. I used to do that shit to my wife all the time and she wouldn't know wtf was going on because the movie was already old by then and she hates that kind of comedy.

 

[Excelsior]

"And then they made me their chief."

 

[usernamee]

 

[Fury]

"I'm a full-on-rapist."

 

[lakersfan45]

 

[Thai Domi]

Piss on this fucking turd!

- Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs

 

[lakersfan45]

My wife and I were laughing hysterically in the theater. We were the only ones but whatever we loved this movie