Random pride memory

[Macalpinerules]

Back in high school I had a huge crush on this girl who was also an MMA fan. We would often sit together during lunch and talk about upcoming events, even though this was back in the day when MMA happened every other month and only on PPV.

She was cute and down to earth and just perfect for me at that time. She was even an advocate of soccer kicks and stomps to downed opponents. That's why in her mind Pride > UFC.

I realized I had a big crush on her when I got secretly jealous everytime she mentioned how nice she thought Gomi's butt was. So before school let out for the summer I made it my business to tell her how I felt. I stopped her out front before she made her walk home and told her that she was the perfect girl for me. She smiled and told me she would see me during the summer. It was silent consent on her part.

I then turned on my MP3 player and began my walk home. Feeling victorious and full of hope, I turned this song on, letting it repeat until I made It home.

 

[Luger]

Wait... is this thread about Gomi's butt?

 

[Ceez]

Wait... is this thread about Gomi's nut?

Fixed it for you

and this belongs in the OT @Homeless Infant

 

[Zaar]

 

[crofighter]

What happened next?

 

[Besty_Tiocfaidh_Ar_La]

Did you pump her in the end? If not, fail.

 

[Weaponxufc]

k.

 

[Biblical]

 

[loisestrad]

Imo, the story needs to end something like this: "She's standing beside me as I write this,with a big, happy smile on her face and an even bigger ring on the finger, and we're expecting our first born come may. We're gonna name him Gomi."

 

[Biblical]

Imo, the story needs to end something like this: "She's standing beside me as I write this,with a big, happy smile on her face and an even bigger ring on the finger, and we're expecting our first born come may. We're gonna name him Gomi."

Now that's a good bullshit story.

OP, redo your BS Story Thread and let this die.

 

[Zorrox]

Favorite P4P poster on sherdog.

 

[m25105]

Your mom, a girl you had a crush on. I'm looking forward to reading how you once watched MMA with your cousin and aunt. Please include your extended family too, show them some love.

 

[GusDawg]

I like your story so far but please tell me you got with her.... Otherwise she will always be a "what if".

Then one day when you're feeling all lonely you will look her up and go track her down. But when you find her she's engaged to some other dude named Todd. You explain your feelings for her but she calls the cops and you end up in jail. While in jail you fall into a deep depression and make a noose to hang yourself in your cell. Just as you are about to end it all a guard sees you and saves your life.

That guards name.... Gomi.

Please don't let that happen bro.

 

[Sgt Smith]

Like any story on Sherdog that involves a girl, the ending is "and then I woke up and realized I needed to change my sheets."

 

[Peteyandjia]

She smiled and told me she would see me during the summer.

It was silent consent on her part.

 

[BokaBokte]

Haha Macalpinerules, I like your semi-troll-semi-real threads.

 

[Haj01]

What's pride? Is that like a Japanese thing?

 

[barca2012]

Royce Vs Sakuraba 1

 

[Ozze]

Ah, the UFC and their longer than needed close up on fighters.
There isn't a single one of them that don't look uncomfortable after 10 seconds.

 

[AtaTheCrow]

I watch the fights with my friends.

a friend once brought another guy and the guys girlfriend with him.

The guys girlfriend was pretty nice, athletic, blue eyes and a nice ass just like i love it.

We looked and smiled at eachother couple of times, we went together to the kitchen to bring something to drink.
In the kitchen we laughed together and i touched her. I wisspered something to her and so i touched my lips on her neck.

She smiled and touched me back, she was on.

We watched the Pride fights, we huged eachother then they went home...