Rambo: Last Blood

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Just got back from an advanced screening with my wife. Best action movie since the first John Wick. Highly recommend it. The finale is a heart-stopper. Literally.

Halfway through the film my wife (an immigrant herself) shouted, "That's why we need a wall!" <45>

Anyway, great film. Check it out, you nancy boys.
 
How does it compare to the last film, which was an orgasmic action splatter fest with no fuck's given?
 
You married and went to the movies with the kind of person who yells things during a movie?


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How does it compare to the last film, which was an orgasmic action splatter fest with no fuck's given?

I liked Last Blood better, honestly. It has a lot of the gore of Rambo IV, but the revenge element to this story is just so much more satisfying.
 
You married and went to the movies with the kind of person who yells things during a movie?


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She didn't literally shout it out at the top of her lungs, boss. She raised her voice to say it so I could hear her over the explosions. Hopefully someday you'll have a girlfriend you can take to the movies with you, and you'll know what I'm talking about.
 
We missed a showing tonight by 15min. Hopefully we make it tomorrow.
 
she actually yelled out in a movie?

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I liked Last Blood better, honestly. It has a lot of the gore of Rambo IV, but the revenge element to this story is just so much more satisfying.

That's cool. There was definitely a lack of personal investment into Rambo shredding a bunch of third world dickheads in the last film.
 
She didn't literally shout it out at the top of her lungs, boss. She raised her voice to say it so I could hear her over the explosions. Hopefully someday you'll have a girlfriend you can take to the movies with you, and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Guaranteed your wife bangs the gardener
 
How does it compare to the last film, which was an orgasmic action splatter fest with no fuck's given?
Disagreed 100%

Found it boring as all hell, with nothing but silly cgi blood spatter.

As long as this new one is better than that shit hole, im in.
 
Disagreed 100%

Found it boring as all hell, with nothing but silly cgi blood spatter.

Aren't you a "Walking Dead" super fan? Hard to take that particular criticism seriously.
 
Guaranteed your wife bangs the gardener

Speaking from experience, buddy? What liberal arts college shit you out, and how deep in debt were you before your girl dropped you like a bad habit for an accountant?
 
RottenTomatoes hates it. Pretty much all I need to buy my ticket.
 
Don't think I've ever watched any of the Rambo movies all the way through. Maybe the first one. Funnily enough, I used to watch the cartoon when I was a kid.
 
Aren't you a "Walking Dead" super fan? Hard to take that particular criticism seriously.
Believe me, once i noticed it there, i was distracted. Takes me out.

You can imagine how distracting it is in a Rambo movie.
 
First Blood was a very good movie. After that, it went downhill. Should’ve just kept the original ending with him dying. The rest have basically been a high budget Missing in Action.
 
How does it compare to the last film, which was an orgasmic action splatter fest with no fuck's given?

The last one was an awesome movie. Second best of the series in my opinion. Tough to imagine this one is on par with that.
 
The last one was an awesome movie. Second best of the series in my opinion. Tough to imagine this one is on par with that.

Yeah, but it was tough to imagine the last one being anything but a dumpster fire too.

I trust Sly.
 
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