QVC Models: The new JC Penney's women's undergarments catalogue?

[Pixelated Porn]

Ok, so most of you might have no idea what I am talking about. I was a kid and the 80s and we had playboy, penthouse, and hustler but you had to find them in the woods or under one of your friend's parents' bed, and we also had Cinemax but it might be scrambled.
But before us were deprived boys who had to spank to the pictures of women in underwear in the jc penneys catalog or national geographic tribal bitches.

With the tentacles of porn reaching over all media one cannot help but have porn thrown at himself

But let's say if you had a son that was going through puberty, what material could you give him to satisfy those urges, but without warping his mind and poisoning his relationship with sex and women???

The answer is QVC Models on youtube. Somehow I stumbled across channels dedicated to the models you see on QVC shopping shows, and I got quite randy----one may say extremely randy.

Here are some clips










Amirite or Amicraycray???

 

[BisexualMMA]

Nothing wrong with some bodacious tatas.

Playboys buried in the woods. That shit's awesome.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

 

[John Wang]

There's a lot of stink in those underwears.. (poo and sweat smell)

 

[Iroh]

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Nothing wrong with some bodacious tatas.

Playboys buried in the woods. That shit's awesome.

And IF you were lucky none of the pages were stuck together



Then finding out why they were stuck together a few years later

 

[europe1]

You know society has become to focused on nostalgia when even porn is subjected to it.

 

[trolololol]

Thanks for the fap material bud.

 

[ShoelessRye]

Catalogue underwear pics were before photoshopping - hell air brushing even as well, or at least they didn't consider it necessary. But my pervy self at that age would go bush shadow, camel toe and nipple hunting - man, those were different times. I wouldn't trade it for the instant, easy access kids have today.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

You know society has become to focused on nostalgia when even porn is subjected to it.

Current porn is to brutal now. Maybe porn is something that should not be HD as every chick has herpee marks all over the place. Give me some 80s/90s pron. The old porn music is classic
brown chicken brown cow

 

[Mike]

I can fap to this!

 

[Dogstarman]

Catalogue underwear pics were before photoshopping - hell air brushing even as well, or at least they didn't consider it necessary. But my pervy self at that age would go bush shadow, camel toe and nipple hunting - man, those were different times. I wouldn't trade it for the instant, easy access kids have today.

I loved that shit. Nowadays the airbrushing ruins everything. Even Victoria secret website or catalog is airbrushed. Even if the are completely waxed you should still see some "parts" in those sheer panties. Also they brush the nipples out. Looks like a fucking robot.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

I loved that shit. Nowadays the airbrushing ruins everything. Even Victoria secret website or catalog is airbrushed. Even if the are completely waxed you should still see some "parts" in those sheer panties. Also they brush the nipples out. Looks like a fucking robot.

Yeah, in a way it is like a CGI movie, you eye knows it is not real.

I remember a few years ago that playboy was airbrushing pubes onto women. I guess they stopped that near the end as shaved seems to be the norm, which I lament. Give me a nice 80s

anyday

 

[HARRISON_3]

I like how that blonde keeps staring at my junk.

 

[punky brewster]

Thats what I call well proportioned.

 

[Thrawn33]

Catalogue underwear pics were before photoshopping - hell air brushing even as well, or at least they didn't consider it necessary. But my pervy self at that age would go bush shadow, camel toe and nipple hunting - man, those were different times. I wouldn't trade it for the instant, easy access kids have today.

There was the thrill of the hunt for fappable material back then.

Now its low brow all you can eat buffet.


Any other oldtimers like the maternity bra section of the Penny's catalogue because the boobs were bigger?

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I found a few magazines in the woods. they were Club magazine, not playboy. Still the same

The UK models... damn!

 

[Pixelated Porn]

There was the thrill of the hunt for fappable material back then.

Now its low brow all you can eat buffet.


Any other oldtimers like the maternity bra section of the Penny's catalogue because the boobs were bigger?

Nope, but one time I was like 9 and over at a friend's house and his parents have a stash of Gent and stuff, and we are their on the floor looking through them and his dad walked in and caught us.

I found a few magazines in the woods. they were Club magazine, not playboy. Still the same

The UK models... damn!

Yeah, man, I somehow got these videos showing up on my recommended on youtube in the morning and seeing the first video I posted I was like instant raging boner. I can't even remember the last time porn did that to me. But I gave up porn about 3 months ago.

But you know what? Big boobs can just make you fucking crazy. Like that chick could have a fucking jack-o-lantern for a head and it wouldn't make a difference.

And oh God this woman's cleavage!!! I would go to war for those.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Nope, but one time I was like 9 and over at a friend's house and his parents have a stash of Gent and stuff, and we are their on the floor looking through them and his dad walked in and caught us.



Yeah, man, I somehow got these videos showing up on my recommended on youtube in the morning and seeing the first video I posted I was like instant raging boner. I can't even remember the last time porn did that to me. But I gave up porn about 3 months ago.

But you know what? Big boobs can just make you fucking crazy. Like that chick could have a fucking jack-o-lantern for a head and it wouldn't make a difference.

And oh God this woman's cleavage!!! I would go to war for those.

I think you found your new "thing"

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

These companies sell deception.

All products made to make a woman look like they have a much better body then What They really have.

Like Chris Rock said women are the greatest liars.