Quotes For Life.

[preppypyro]

"ya can't live forever"

"We will have peace, even if I have to fight for it"

"Everything's legal man, as long as ya don't get caught"

 

[Plew94]

“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”

-Ghengis Khan

 

[Jackonfire]

Its a doggy dog world.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Die silently, fight till the end.

 

[William Huggins]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Or just a fresh case of parasitic worms.....

 

[ralphc1]

Idiot doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

 

[owen_taggart]

Idiot doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

Who does? Name someone in this day and age who knows the difference between its and it's, or between their, there, and they're, or between affect and effect, or between is and are. No one's teaching English anymore.

 

[ralphc1]

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

[ralphc1]

Who does? Name someone in this day and age who knows the difference between its and it's, or between their, there, and they're, or between affect and effect, or between is and are. No one's teaching English anymore.

It certainly seems that way.

 

[owen_taggart]

It certainly seems that way.

I'm even seeing people putting apostrophes in plurals now! Cat's! Sweet mother of christ! Or in verbs! Get's!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Bonus:
"In times of war, every hole is a trench"

LOL great quote for when the bar is closing

 

[Busgosu]

"If your sex doll´s nose starts to run, she isn't sick, she's fulll"

 

[nonoob]

It's hard to drain the swamp when you're up to your ass in alligators.

 

[Alphaboy]

Don't put pussy on a pedestal

Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good at first but in the end you realize you just fucked yourself

I always liked that phrase, only issue with it is, masturbation feels good afterwards too. De-stress, clears your head, good for prostate health, etc.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[deviake]

I think nobody should be certain of anything. If you’re certain, you’re certainly wrong because nothing deserves certainty. So one ought to hold all one’s beliefs with a certain element of doubt, and one ought to be able to act vigorously in spite of the doubt…. One has in practical life to act upon probabilities, and what I should look to philosophy to do is to encourage people to act with vigor without complete certainty. -Bertrand Russell

Absolutely my favorite quote of all time. I live by it. Most generally relevant truism, whatever you want to call it that I've ever heard.

On a personal level I like
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society

Which may or may not have come from Jiddu Krishnamurti or derivative of a similar sentiment that he expressed

 

[Ima5starman]

“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”

-Ghengis Khan

He stole that from Conan

 

[Ima5starman]

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

“People are frugal in guarding their personal property; but as soon as it comes to squandering time they are most wasteful of the one thing in which it is right to be stingy.”
― Seneca, On the Shortness of Life

 

[nonoob]

He gave up his health to gain his wealth,
then spent his wealth to unsuccessfully regain his health.

 

[TankAbbott]

A man is incomplete until he is married....then he is finished.