Question for Americans about freedom

[The Penetrator]

Whats the whole deal about freedom in US? I always hear from Americans how America is great because americans are a free people, American freedom fuck yeah, fighting for freedom, free this, free that. Ive never been in USA myself, but i consider myself pretty free here in Croatia since i can do pretty much anything i want as long as its not hurting other folks, so i was thinking there MUST be some kind of hidden free stuff you guys are getting that noone else knows about?

What makes americans more free than the rest of the world? Its not guns is it? Cause you can get guns legally here too, no problem at all, just got to pass a test, kinda like a drivers licence except a bit more detailed, and buy one? So what is it then?

This is american freedom deal has always been a serious enigma for me, please help me out here? What are you guys hiding?

 

[PolishHeadlock]

We're free to get coffee and donuts at place besides Tim Horton's

We're free to get our milk in a jug instead of a silly bag

And we're free to Triumph

People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters in the wind on the moon. Triumph when we peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan. Triumph when we were the main reason the Nazis were defeated in WWII. Triumph when we freed Europe twice. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house on the Texas Rio Grande and share a toast to freedom while watching Mexicans charge into gunfire to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be an American

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Our freedom is delicious like a rare steak, flies like a Bald Eagle, sings like Willie Nelson, and yes, we all have loaded guns to protect our freedom from Communists or ISIS or something, whatever.
Plus, Disneyland on both coasts, it's a happening place to be.

 

[Jack V Savage]

We have super low taxes and no single payer. Bam.

 

[The Penetrator]

Most epic answer ive read in months. Thank you, you may close the thread.

 

[Primitivo]

 

[Sasquatch Smith]

Whats the whole deal about freedom in US? I always hear from Americans how America is great because americans are a free people, American freedom fuck yeah, fighting for freedom, free this, free that. Ive never been in USA myself, but i consider myself pretty free here in Croatia since i can do pretty much anything i want as long as its not hurting other folks, so i was thinking there MUST be some kind of hidden free stuff you guys are getting that noone else knows about?

What makes americans more free than the rest of the world? Its not guns is it? Cause you can get guns legally here too, no problem at all, just got to pass a test, kinda like a drivers licence except a bit more detailed, and buy one? So what is it then?

This is american freedom deal has always been a serious enigma for me, please help me out here? What are you guys hiding?

There is a very large, very dumb portion of the country who find geography to be something to be very "proud" of for some reason. They want to pretend that America invented freedom and the rest of the world are not because it makes them feel good to believe that.

 

[ILLogic]

We are free to smash Croatia if we ever feel like it.

 

[m52nickerson]

We are not hiding anything. Nor are we more free then a lot of other countries in the world. One of the things that I think we in America really get right above many other countries is freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

 

[Jack V Savage]

We are free to smash Croatia if we ever feel like it.

 

[The Penetrator]

We are free to smash Croatia if we ever feel like it.

Well that is true, but im asking about people, small people, like your Joe the plumber or whoever it is, what is that freedom a person can have in USA that it cannot have in other places?

I know you guys are hiding something you must be getting something free and you dont want to tell anyone else about it, dont you!

 

[Dolomite]

Everything's All White in Yugoslavia.

 

[ILLogic]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

We are not hiding anything. Nor are we more free then a lot of other countries in the world. One of the things that I think we in America really get right above many other countries is freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

Nonsense, our freedom is more free and it has what other countries' freedoms don't: a glistening drop of Retsyn™

 

[berimBOWLoh]

its well documented that freedom costs a buck o'five.


those poor countries dont chip in to pay that bill. America does. Case closed.

 

[The Penetrator]

Everything's All White in Yugoslavia.

Naaah we got fucked by our thief polititans. Croatia is still good though im really happy here, Serbia and Bosnia got really fucked. Thats all other topic though, i was wondering about the American freedom thing, it really puzzles me.

 

[ILLogic]

Well that is true, but im asking about people, small people, like your Joe the plumber or whoever it is, what is that freedom a person can have in USA that it cannot have in other places?

I know you guys are hiding something you must be getting something free and you dont want to tell anyone else about it, dont you!

It's having a variety of beautiful vagina from around the world.

Seriously, do you know any Croatians who have come to the US and A? Or perhaps other euros? I think your answer lies with them.

 

[panamaican]

America in pictures:

That's what freedom looks like...fuck yeah!!!

 

[panamaican]

Naaah we got fucked by our thief polititans. Croatia is still good though im really happy here, Serbia and Bosnia got really fucked. Thats all other topic though, i was wondering about the American freedom thing, it really puzzles me.

Somewhat seriously, it's that our Constitution and legal system designed to protect the freedoms of the individual from encroachment by the government became the model that many nations drew from when the time came to re-write their systems of government. So, while Croatia might have freedom, you probably stole the details from us. You're welcome.

...and Fuck Yeah!

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Well that is true, but im asking about people, small people, like your Joe the plumber or whoever it is, what is that freedom a person can have in USA that it cannot have in other places?

I know you guys are hiding something you must be getting something free and you dont want to tell anyone else about it, dont you!

Titties.
They're out there and glorious.
Everywhere our free eyes roam.

Where there ain't buffalo, that is