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I wonder if Starks will go NXT or straight to main roster
 
Pliny Pete said:
That time Triple H spit water
That time Triple H did that promo
That time Triple H hit someone with a hammer
That time Triple H me too'd Stephanie
That time Triple H drove a tank


Boom, episode 1 in the books, people
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RollSonnenRoll said:
I hope KO puts Sami in ambulance again tonight and then crushes that ambulance with a monster truck!
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Speaking of monster trucks, my theory about small time carny operations being better than the big time was once a smashing success, the knockoff Ice Circus gimmick was spectacular, fun for the whole family!

I ended up taking my Goddaughter cause I completely went scorched Earth on that blonde chick in an effort to destroy our bridge of communication forever(I hope Im stronger than Billy Bob) and a different chick and a couple of my cousins and my cousins granddaughter and also some broad my cousin brouight who he introduced as his cousin but i suspect theres more to that story and everyone had a great time

We had to rush to the liquor store right before the show started and grab a buncha tall cans because we were shocked to discover they werent selling cocktails this time which seemed like a missed opportunity cause i guarantee every dad in that audience wanted a beer as they watched weird mash up Mexican circus acrobatic exhibition stolen Disney IP extravaganza unfold

You had your typical clowns and acrobats and jugglers and balancing acts and you had several knockoff Disney princesses, Elsa, Ariel, Moana and I think one more that I couldnt name, I popped hard for droopy ass cheaply made costume Sebastian from Little Mermaid, I love him

They started out with an audience participation gimmick where they had 4 random dads come up and become an air guitar band, 3 of em were nervous but there was a bald goateed beefy dad that resembled me and he knew how to work, they made him the air drummer and he took over the skit, finally the mime clown realized he had a solid worker on his hand and let the dad get all his shit in to massive pops and laughs from the crowd

They were selling a buncha light up gimmicks throughout the crowd and the more I drunk, the more sparkle balloons and rainbow swords the kids got

I was in the same dark VIP booth on the side and a couple times during the show I lead the crowd in boos and cheers in the proper spots, just like I do at the warehouse matches sometimes, cause they were setting silent when the workers were trying to get them going for a certain spot in the show

I even got everyone booing and hissing at the evil work supervisor mime clown when he broke the babyface clowns boom box, we were hissing at him like an old timey vaudeville villain LoL

They had an intermission and the second half opened with one of the male acrobats doing a pole routine that was like the stuff you see at burlesque shows, he was clothed head to toe and it was a very impressive feat of strength but it felt real weird to see him slither around a giant pole at a kids show

My drunk ass voiced my disapproval in biting yet family friendly snarky comments from the crowd and no one popped when he was done, everyone just sat silent like what the fuck was that

Then the show got back going and it was a good time again

The girls got their faces painted, took pics with Elsa and Olaf and enjoyed themselves and we all had a fun family night

Me and my Goddaughter before the show, you figure for 15 bucks they coulda centered the damn photograph but hey


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One thing though, this circus is usually presented as a theater in the round but in this theater it was on a tiny stage so you could tell some acts were cut smaller and squished together
 
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