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[SocraticMethod]

Stop being a coward and you might know



Smoke crack?

You want me to smoke crack with a coward? Look, False, I don't want to give you a hard time or anything, but do you think you could maybe just tell me who the Viper is instead? Then I'd know and we could move on from all this.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You need to teach your woman how to cook.

She cooks all the time you idiot!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You want me to smoke crack with a coward? Look, False, I don't want to give you a hard time or anything, but do you think you could maybe just tell me who the Viper is instead? Then I'd know and we could move on from all this.

I only smoke crack with the bravest this country has to offer.

 

[Batjester]

I have to get some boneless because my kids prefer boneless. I am not proud of that.

You've failed as a father.

 

[SocraticMethod]

I have to get some boneless because my kids prefer boneless. I am not proud of that.

I don't know what to say to that, Rex. I still love those boys like they were my nephews by blood, but ... Jesus.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I don't know what to say to that, Rex. I still love those boys like they were my nephews by blood, but ... Jesus.

They will eat real wings, but they prefer the boneless. I just don't get it, Soc.

 

[SocraticMethod]

I only smoke crack with the bravest this country has to offer.

I'd rather not hang out with a coward at all. Unless he was paying me to coach him so I was making him do all kinds of crazy shit to be brave. Like sleep in the forest or pick a fight with a meathead or walk right up to a Victoria's Secret model and tell her he wants to fuck. Or if I was banging his wife.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

pick a fight with a meathead

lol

 

[SocraticMethod]

I'm enjoying this movie, but it would be better with Louis CK. Him being the scared bitch on the farm would be funnier than Patton Oswalt.

 

[Falsedawn]

You want me to smoke crack with a coward? Look, False, I don't want to give you a hard time or anything, but do you think you could maybe just tell me who the Viper is instead? Then I'd know and we could move on from all this.

NOW SMOKE CRACK COWARD

 

[Jobber]

She cooks all the time you idiot!

Why dont you eat it?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Why dont you eat it?

I'm not going to get the rona, Job.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

The Invisible Man is on Amazon Prime for $20. @Pliny Pete is it worth the money?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[SocraticMethod]

The Invisible Man is on Amazon Prime for $20. @Pliny Pete is it worth the money?

Secret Life of Pets 2 is on Netflix, Rex, and it's banging.

 

[D.R.H.]

In light of these trying times we're all facing, maybe you could switch it up when Becky pisses you and tell her to stuff her throat with some SocraticMethod dick. That would show her!

 

[Frank23]

 

[SocraticMethod]

Thank you, DRH. For your generosity and logical thinking I award you 9 points.

 

[Frank23]

 

[SocraticMethod]

This witch dude is weird, though.