pWd 781: *wolf howl*

[Which Doctor]

...
Shelton Benjamin and Bobby Roode - neither of these guys work well enough on their own and have shined in tag teams. No clue what to call them, doubt the E would want to dump Roode's theme song as that's about the only thing remotely popular with the fans when it comes to Roode, so the team name could be something Glorious related. The shit with Gable was DOA, but maybe if given a chance and taken seriously, this team could make a move for the titles...

The Glorious Standard
Gold 'n' Glory
Ol' Glory (civil war gimmick)

In terms of making teams, I’d throw EC3 and Bobby Roode together.

The Trap Squad
Blown Up Midgets

 

[BarryDillon]

LeGM had that boy thinking he was going to carry him to the chip.

Nah son, LeGM ain't playing that shit.

 

[BEAST]

Oh lord.

The most complex character in wrestling today.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Oh lord.

The most complex character in wrestling today.

Not to mention, one of the most over

 

[moonwolf]

Not to mention, one of the most over

and the one I'd most like to be under.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Lonzo got worked into a shoot

Yea cause people talk like a soap opera in real life

 

[moonwolf]

Yea cause people talk like a soap opera in real life

tbf Mr McCockiner would not be taken nearly as seriously if he had reported that LeBron said,
'we 'bout getting paid, . deal wit it.'

 

[Deleted member 405583]

and the one I'd most like to be under.

Muta is back!

 

[moonwolf]

Muta is back!

 

[Blunderbuss]

Not to mention, one of the most over

I totally came over her

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Yea cause people talk like a soap opera in real life

Don't let a little thing like the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

[Plain Brown Pants]

Yea cause people talk like a soap opera in real life

Not mentioned in the report, but LeBron made the call after waking from a month-long coma, and he only thought he was talking to Lonza. In actuality he was talking with LaVar, who isn't really Lonzo's father...he's LeBron's!

 

[Deleted member 405583]

 

[BEAST]

@Sycho Sid

Omg this commercial lol

 

[Sycho Sid]

Not to mention, one of the most over

Wasted fighting men on Impact, meanwhile the man-chin sisters are the focal point of the women's division.

 

[Sycho Sid]

@Sycho Sid

Omg this commercial lol

Dude. Spider man is getting me hype.

 

[BEAST]

Dude. Spider man is getting me hype.

Elite level marketing.

 

[RR]

Lonzo got worked into a shoot

That's a gimmick account. It's meant to joke around. That isn't real lol

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@Rex Luger @Frank23 Shay brought out the GOAT mask today
“..Hi Skip.” <Lmaoo>

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

That's a gimmick account. It's meant to joke around. That isn't real lol