pWd 781: *wolf howl*

[lakersfan45]

I’ve only ever written solo so I’m not sure how I’d do. You wanna write my Last Friday the 13th movie together?

Craig, dayday, Smokey, Deebo, the jokers, Damon, money mike, and uncle Elroy get in trouble for a TBD shenanigan and have to serve community service as camp counselors at camp crystal lake.

NeverMind foot

 

[Andersons Foot]

I wish I was like you sometimes, Foot.

 

[Andersons Foot]

NeverMind foot

You don’t like that idea, Lake?

 

[lakersfan45]

You don’t like that idea, Lake?

Let’s do another obr

 

[Stargazer Rex]

NeverMind foot

<Lmaoo>

 

[Andersons Foot]

Let’s do another obr

Ok you throw one out

 

[A Pennysworth]

 

[Deleted member 405583]

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

 

[Bamboozled]

JoJo looks like shit since shes been preggo/given birth. RIP

 

[Andersons Foot]

@Frank23

 

[Stargazer Rex]

JoJo looks like shit since shes been preggo/given birth. RIP

She worked herself into a shoot.

 

[moonwolf]

JoJo looks like shit since shes been preggo/given birth. RIP

 

[Wariowokecancel]

There’s a discussion about UFC PPVs in the UK in the Heavies.

I’m pretty sure that the WWE show model is fucked. They should be holding events on Fridays or Saturdays. More kid acould come, people wouldn’t be exhausted on Monday, could get more wasted at events or at home and foreigners could watch it. I’m not fucking watching an event lasting to six am Monday morning.

 

[aldeniro78]

I'm still scarred by the pic of Bix from the last thread. That is a man who has stopped giving a fuck about himself.

 

[The Clinch]

Insomnia's kicking in so what better to do than babble about WWE's tag division.

Tag teams:

the Revivial
the Planeteers
AOP (apologize to Paul Ellering and get him back with this guys pronto)
New Day
Usos
B Team
Ryder/Hawkins
the Colons
Viking Whatevers
Heavy Machinery
Lucha House Party
Good Bros
Ascension
Hardy Bros

So that's 14 teams and there are two sets of tag titles across the main "brands". Why have two sets of titles when every Raw/SD is dominated by Shane McMahon and his goof troop against Miz and Roman, with Lesnar shit sprinkled in, then some Braun smash "jobbers", Rollins, Lynch, Kofi, or Bayley stuff and maybe one of the tag titles?

Throw the current Kmart looking ass sets of tag titles in the garbage and just have one set that travels between brands, which they should probably combine other titles as well and then just have the champions traveling between shows and dump the nonsensical "wildcard rule"... I mean shit, this "rule" has been around maybe a couple months and they can't even stick to it as it is. Maybe keep the US title on one show and the IC on the other. Anyways, that's a pretty decent tag division as it is if any sort of focus would be applied to it.

A couple other teams that could be added/created are:

Shelton Benjamin and Bobby Roode - neither of these guys work well enough on their own and have shined in tag teams. No clue what to call them, doubt the E would want to dump Roode's theme song as that's about the only thing remotely popular with the fans when it comes to Roode, so the team name could be something Glorious related. The shit with Gable was DOA, but maybe if given a chance and taken seriously, this team could make a move for the titles.

Heath Slater and EC3 - Two underutilized talents that could possibly benefit from tagging up. A kind of odd couple pairing as Slater has a ton of kids at the trailer park and EC3 with a spoiled upbringing. Have them bicker at each other but build up the tag team dynamic and have them not job out.. As there are plenty other teams to do that.

It wouldn't be hard to elevate the tag division, just give it TV time. Raw doesn't need 30-60 minutes of Shane McMahon/Goons Vs Miz/Roman, which usually leads to Smackdown having 30-60 minutes of the same exact Shane O'Mac shit.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Insomnia's kicking in so what better to do than babble about WWE's tag division.

Tag teams:

the Revivial
the Planeteers
AOP (apologize to Paul Ellering and get him back with this guys pronto)
New Day
Usos
B Team
Ryder/Hawkins
the Colons
Viking Whatevers
Heavy Machinery
Lucha House Party
Good Bros
Ascension
Hardy Bros

So that's 14 teams and there are two sets of tag titles across the main "brands". Why have two sets of titles when every Raw/SD is dominated by Shane McMahon and his goof troop against Miz and Roman, with Lesnar shit sprinkled in, then some Braun smash "jobbers", Rollins, Lynch, Kofi, or Bayley stuff and maybe one of the tag titles?

Throw the current Kmart looking ass sets of tag titles in the garbage and just have one set that travels between brands, which they should probably combine other titles as well and then just have the champions traveling between shows and dump the nonsensical "wildcard rule"... I mean shit, this "rule" has been around maybe a couple months and they can't even stick to it as it is. Maybe keep the US title on one show and the IC on the other. Anyways, that's a pretty decent tag division as it is if any sort of focus would be applied to it.

A couple other teams that could be added/created are:

Shelton Benjamin and Bobby Roode - neither of these guys work well enough on their own and have shined in tag teams. No clue what to call them, doubt the E would want to dump Roode's theme song as that's about the only thing remotely popular with the fans when it comes to Roode, so the team name could be something Glorious related. The shit with Gable was DOA, but maybe if given a chance and taken seriously, this team could make a move for the titles.

Heath Slater and EC3 - Two underutilized talents that could possibly benefit from tagging up. A kind of odd couple pairing as Slater has a ton of kids at the trailer park and EC3 with a spoiled upbringing. Have them bicker at each other but build up the tag team dynamic and have them not job out.. As there are plenty other teams to do that.

It wouldn't be hard to elevate the tag division, just give it TV time. Raw doesn't need 30-60 minutes of Shane McMahon/Goons Vs Miz/Roman, which usually leads to Smackdown having 30-60 minutes of the same exact Shane O'Mac shit.

WWE has a massive, extremely talented roster, but they only push the same people on both brands week after week and tend to fill their shows with pointless promo bullshit.

It doesn’t matter about who is called up, or who is thrown together. WWE needs to look at why they cannot make stars anymore, why reactions are so poor, why their matches are mediocre. NXT Takeovers are proof that the talent on their main roster can capture an audience, so why can this not translate to the main show?

In terms of making teams, I’d throw EC3 and Bobby Roode together.

 

[Blunderbuss]

 

[Frank23]

@Frank23

 

[Frank23]