PWD 776: Butter Up That Bacon, Boy

[Stargazer Rex]

Hold that thought, WD. I’m gonna take a shower.

 

[frenz]

So she looks good in black?...or does she look good with Black in her?

Man shut up loool

 

[Andersons Foot]

Let me say this to all.

I have a secret group of campers that I belong to, and I just found out we are camping in 2 weeks. I heard from this 60yr old widowed multi-millionaire Sharon Stone type that's part of the crew.. She's going to bring her pal who is a 48 yr old regional bank manager that the crew knows; she's got mega awesome legendary cans and looks just like Bo Derek. I'm bringing my 2-man tent, just for show.

Now I may sound like a scumbag, and we can all deal w/ that mountain when we actually get to it, but I just wanted everyone in the PWD to understand the difference between looking like Triple H, and living like Triple H. Sorry, I mean Ric Flair.

I'm totally not prepping for 2 weeks from now by spanking it to blonde grannies while listening to Network's Back in America on loop, because even though I wasn't born in teh USA, FREEDOM BITCHES!!

 

[Andersons Foot]

I think I’d like to marry a black if things don’t work out with Liv

 

[Thrawn33]

Man shut up loool

JUST BLEED God has a sense of humour...

 

[Which Doctor]

Just bang Bro.

You know, it's not going to happen because I'm married, right? You get that, yeah? But...

...we are all going to be camping together, old rich carefree pussy and gorgeous tits and all. (God bless my heathen soul and grant me strength).

 

[Thrawn33]

You know, it's not going to happen because I'm married, right? You get that, yeah? But...

...we are all going to be camping together, old rich carefree pussy and gorgeous tits and all. (God bless my heathen soul and grant me strength).

3-some?

Nature...booze (right!?!) MILF?

JUST BANG Bro

 

[Which Doctor]

Wtf is a secret group of campers mean you crazy son of bitch?!

Like, we're a group of campers, but it's a secret group, so we have access to more campgrounds, more drugs, more booze, and more sex. We're like the Mason's of campers.


What happens if I get pegged by 2 gorgeous rich old twats in 2 weeks?

 

[Which Doctor]

I feel like Foot, Lakers, Goldie and Frenz could provide invaluable insight, but are holding back right now, and it hurts because I don't know why.

 

[Blunderbuss]

In regards to Finn's new gal pal, Summer said the porn star looks like she has more charisma and that he would be better off with a gay man

She REALLY thinks he is setting his sights low

 

[Which Doctor]

3-some?

Nature...booze (right!?!) MILF?

JUST BANG Bro

I make you a promise - if teh sacrifice happens, ye name shall be uttered, and so will teh name of our bloody saviour, the JBG himself, Matt Hamill.

 

[Andersons Foot]

I feel like Foot, Lakers, Goldie and Frenz could provide invaluable insight, but are holding back right now, and it hurts because I don't know why.

I’ll say this, Whih: I’m not married and I’d really like to have relations with an attractive, seasoned older lady. It needs to happen before I get too old because then it won’t matter that she’s old.

A tent in the middle of the woods is a prime spot too. You’re married tho? Would she interested in a minajatwa(sp)?

 

[Which Doctor]

 

[Andersons Foot]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Like, we're a group of campers, but it's a secret group, so we have access to more campgrounds, more drugs, more booze, and more sex. We're like the Mason's of campers.


What happens if I get pegged by 2 gorgeous rich old twats in 2 weeks?

Are you fucking hunting humans out there, WD? And I want the god damn truth! I'll know if you are lying to me.

 

[Which Doctor]

I’ll say this, Whih: I’m not married and I’d really like to have relations with an attractive, seasoned older lady. It needs to happen before I get too old because then it won’t matter that she’s old.

A tent in the middle of the woods is a prime spot too. You’re married tho? Would she interested in a minajatwa(sp)?

Spoiler

 

[Which Doctor]

Are you fucking hunting humans out there, WD? And I want the god damn truth! I'll know if you are lying to me.

We hunt pleasure, experiences, and exquisite feet.

 

[Andersons Foot]

Spoiler

Idk what this means, which. I want to join your secret club tho

 

[Which Doctor]

Hold that thought, WD. I’m gonna take a shower.

 

[Andersons Foot]

@deezy

I want to write a horror movie that starts in a neighborhood & ends at a campground, Deez.


Like what if the killer steals a cop car & chases the main character out there & everyone gets out of his way because they think he’s a cop lol