PWD 747: Jumbo Jet Edition

[Wariowokecancel]

And I’m pretty sure that 90% of the dudes here including Frank and BJ would think I’m ok after three beers and a face to face talk.

 

[frenz]

Wario amazes me in his delusion

 

[deezy]

My homeless story is eerily similar to that South Park episode where the homeless feed on change.

I went to the local micro brewery to get a jug of beer. On the way, I gave a homeless guy a 5er, and got my beer, felt good about myself. On the way back, LITERALLY ON MY FIVE MINUTE WALK BACK!, the dude stopped me and asked for money again, and when I questioned him, he couldn't remember. I wasn't living in New York or nothing, it was a fairly small sized city, and dude couldn't remember my generosity.

Now, my city calls me Dexter...

If we talking homeless people...
half of the guys and I say guys cuz you don't see homeless chicks, I used to buy coffee for are dead.

can't really help em tbh

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Robert Kraft gonna use that Warrio defense.

"I never went into that massage parlor looking to get laid. I just wanted a massage. No dicks involved and I told them to keep their panties on.

If I went and had a nice massage, got drunk and fucked up, I'm the bad guy?"

My dick was never ever out of my pants or in anybody’s hands, pussy, mouth or ear in a strip club or massage parlor.

 

[Blunderbuss]

If we talking homeless people...
half of the guys and I say guys cuz you don't seuxh homeless chicks, I used to buy coffee for are dead.

can't really help em tbh

 

[lakersfan45]

@Frank23

Do you think Foot should walk-on for his senior season & be the basketball version of Rudy?

When you move to Arizona we can ball over the summer and I’ll help you get in shape. We will film a montage (of course the music will be the cardigans) and post it on here

Song for montage :

 

[D.R.H.]

Everyone talking about incels this and incels that. Can we all just agree that pussy and asshole are delicious and leave it at that?

Unless you're the gay community.

#NTTAWWT

I don't know what and incel is but it sounds like something I should hate.

 

[frenz]

Wario is special though!

 

[GoldenAzazel]

If we talking homeless people...
half of the guys and I say guys cuz you don't see homeless chicks, I used to buy coffee for are dead.

can't really help em tbh

Yeah, I know not to give money to the homeless in my area. They're pretty much all addicted to heroin. Today I seen an old woman give them a bit of change, (but not everything she had in her hand) and one them asked for the rest then insulted her when she said she needed it to get the bus.

 

[Batjester]

Bat, you may be getting the likes you feed off but you are who are. A sad angry man with zero introspective.

That's funny coming from the person who's whole existence is trying to prove to random people on the internet how awesome he is and how much stuff he has.


You're a nobody, completely insignificant. Nobody gives 2 shits about what you've done, who you've fucked, what you own, or what kind of expert you are at everything. It's not so much that we don't believe your stories, it's that we don't care. But keep living your life trying to prove yourself.


I 100% know who I am, what my failings are, and where I fit into this world. And I am perfectly ok with that.

90% of the shit I post is to amuse me, and if other people "like" it, that's just a bonus for them.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

I don't know what and incel is but it sounds like something I should hate.

inb4 somebody responds and tags me.

 

[deezy]

Hey @PWD yall ever drink so much you end up with vertigo? Should I go to a doctor? cuz last time I went for a catscan they never got back to me.

#canadianhealthcare

 

[lakersfan45]

Hey @PWD yall ever drink so much you end up with vertigo? Should I go to a doctor? cuz last time I went for a catscan they never got back to me.

#canadianhealthcare

Yep u got a bad hangover. Drink some of @Rex Luger gatorade and sit or lay down till it passes

 

[GoldenAzazel]

Hey @PWD yall ever drink so much you end up with vertigo? Should I go to a doctor? cuz last time I went for a catscan they never got back to me.

#canadianhealthcare

The next day or while you're drunk? 'cause yeah to both. I'm also the guy who loses function of his legs and goes blind occasionally though hahaha

 

[Batjester]

Next time you take out a girl for dinner just tell them you’re doing it to fuck them. Or when you buy them a car. Or take out a mortgage with them.

When you take a person out to dinner that's usually called a date. Sounds like you've never had one.

If you buy someone a car, you're a fucking idiot.

If you get a mortgage with someone, that's called being in a relationship. Or you're a fucking idiot.



My guess is you're a fucking idiot.

 

[Batjester]

Hey @PWD yall ever drink so much you end up with vertigo? Should I go to a doctor? cuz last time I went for a catscan they never got back to me.

#canadianhealthcare

I thought you injuns could handle your booze. Somebody poisoned you

 

[Plain Brown Pants]

My dick was never ever out of my pants or in anybody’s hands, pussy, mouth or ear in a strip club or massage parlor.

<Lmaoo> It's a joke, dude.

I don't give a rat's ass about your bullshit life.

 

[BEAST]

I thought you injuns could handle your booze. Somebody poisoned you

Put some fruit juice in his lysol.

 

[Andersons Foot]

@Batjester

Do you think this thrift shop blender will work?

 

[Frank23]

@Bix turns a WresleMania 35 preview into a hit piece.