PWD 747: Jumbo Jet Edition

[deezy]

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

Batjester Hotel.

Don Henley is spinning in his grave to shield Glenn Frey from seeing this shit.

Good job. I’m glad you picked up on it.

Squirrely’s gonna spit on your grave and engrave a dick on it
People say I'm insane and to put the brakes on it
Let me buy you a drink, how 'bout a Roofie, Gin, and Tonic?
Yeah, Squirrely’s seems to be so hated
It's just me being intoxicated
'Cause being sober's so overrated
PWD what have you created?
I know that we have never really met before
But tell me does this rag smell like chloroform Warr?
You know that I'm the reason people lock their doors
But I got nothing but time so I'mma wait on the porch
You got nowhere to run to so don't try hiding
'Cause I'm known to be like Jack Nicholson from The Shining
Yeah, I'm breaking your door down so don't try fighting
Yeah, you gotta keep 'em fed or the Squirrels keep biting

Brother, I ain’t got no hate
I ain’t gonna take the bait
All these motherfuckers they late
But they gonna have to fucking wait

Verse: We all fuck Batjester’s mom
We all gonna cum and cum and cum

We got Wrestlemania on Sunday
That gonna be a long day
Well fuck, that when PWD man up
When the WWE and Mc fuck up

Verse:
Wrestlemania in the PWD, PWD
Fuck them homies assholies, in their butties

Squirrel gonna find them nuts
When he’s taking them chestnuts
While War is taking stripper butts
And all those loose ass sluts

...
Pause




Fuck Frank everyday.

Ok here I go.

Wario you think you’re the man
But like the container holding my diet Dr Pepper right now you’re just a can

You look like hhh without the mass
Call me Batista because if you get snippy I’ll kick your ass

You live in Poland but I don’t care
If I wanna I’ll come over there and people will say to you “Wario, Foot’s here, beware”

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Wariowokecancel]

I admit I’m no Paul Levesque
Even when my verse is the best
I might not even have the mass
But I always take stripper ass

Verse: War gonna put his foot in a Foot
And Foot’s ass gonna be shoot
X2

I don’t need my step-dad’s money
Because the girls know where’s honey
So don’t even try to talk the talk
When you can’t walk the walk

Verse: War ain’t nothing to fuck with
Because he got the lyric splendid x2

Because I’ve got a full metal jacket
Polish meat kielbasa for your assa
And that’s with double cheese for yo
Like I’m Cornette at Wendy’s with Jericho

 

[Pittie Petey]

That Joker movie looks a little too art house for me
I like my comic book movies to be big and bright and full of explosions

 

[squirrelynuts]

So this is where rewriting lyrics came to die.

Don’t hate deez ,’appreciate

 

[Andersons Foot]

Don Henley is spinning in his grave to shield Glenn Frey from seeing this shit.

Deezy more like sleezy

Take a seat cause this one is gonna hurt, when it comes to rap your opinion is null, you’re full of crap Deez, call you Sitting Bull

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Don’t hate deez ,’appreciate

Haters gonna hate.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

That Joker movie looks a little too art house for me
I like my comic book movies to be big and bright and full of explosions

 

[Frank23]

 

[Wariowokecancel]

I got you on ignore Deezy but I’m guessing you’re hating.

Put out one verse in the next 30 seconds.

 

[Frank23]

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

Batjester Hotel.

I’m pretty goddamn proud of that.



Hotel California.

And I fucking upped you and continued the narrative with Batjester fucking his mother though your quote was awesome Now continue with something

Brother, I ain’t got no hate
I ain’t gonna take the bait
All these motherfuckers they late
But they gonna have to fucking wait

Verse: We all fuck Batjester’s mom
We all gonna cum and cum and cum

We got Wrestlemania on Sunday
That gonna be a long day
Well fuck, that when PWD man up
When the WWE and Mc fuck up

Verse:
Wrestlemania in the PWD, PWD
Fuck them homies assholies, in their butties

Squirrel gonna find them nuts
When he’s taking them chestnuts
While War is taking stripper butts
And all those loose ass sluts

...
Pause




Fuck Frank everyday.

I admit I’m no Paul Levesque
Even when my verse is the best
I might not even have the mass
But I always take stripper ass

Verse: War gonna put his foot in a Foot
And Foot’s ass gonna be shoot
X2

I don’t need my step-dad’s money
Because the girls know where’s honey
So don’t even try to talk the talk
When you can’t walk the walk

Verse: War ain’t nothing to fuck with
Because he got the lyric splendid x2

Because I’ve got a full metal jacket
Polish meat kielbasa for your assa
And that’s with double cheese for yo
Like I’m Cornette at Wendy’s with Jericho

Chat me up on Wario's attempt at rapping. @frenz @Falsedawn

 

[Wariowokecancel]

I’m going to bed anyway.

I did manage to fix one laptop.

 

[Andersons Foot]

Joaquin about to rival Heath’s Joker it looks like.

His name is Arthur Fleck. A. Fleck.

 

[deezy]

Chat me up on Wario's attempt at rapping. @frenz @Falsedawn

Set white people back 30 years

 

[Pittie Petey]

Joaquin about to rival Heath’s Joker it looks like.

His name is Arthur Fleck. A. Fleck.

Let me know if they ever find someone that can come close to Jack Nicholson

 

[Frank23]

Joaquin about to rival Heath’s Joker it looks like.

His name is Arthur Fleck. A. Fleck.

Lets see if he can hang with them.

 

[Andersons Foot]

Let me know if they ever find someone that can come close to Jack Nicholson

Heath was wonderful, Pete.

And Mark Hamill if you count the animated Joker. Leto’s version should’ve never happened.

 

[deezy]

Deezy more like sleezy

Take a seat cause this one is gonna hurt, when it comes to rap your opinion is null, you’re full of crap Deez, call you Sitting Bull

Null and bull don't even rhyme.

You ain't Nas.

You Nawwwwws

 

[Andersons Foot]

Lets see if he can hang with them.

I think he’s gonna do really well. I love the tone of the trailer.

 

[lakersfan45]

Correction:

Strugz thinks Seth Rollins is the Fruit of the Loom boner champion not Finn Balor.

@lakersfan45 please make a note of that