PWD 744: PWDMania As Real as it Gets

[Casrot]

Just a heads up but I've heard talks of some PWD members conspiring and trying to get a witch doctor to do this to you.

Considering that some PWD members are actively and openly conspiring to murder him, I think this is the least of his worries, Gold.

One of my close friends has had 4 guys she's dated come out as gay after dating her. It's always fun to bring up at parties to embarrass her.

So you and three other guys went gay after dating her? Interesting.

Oh, I remember hearing about that. We don't have those over here in Britbong land.

It's one of the first things we'll set up over there after we invade.

On an unrelated note:

Yeah, we're not doing this anymore, Gold. Shower, weights, clue, you fucking noob.

 

[Falsedawn]

This is a bunch of jobber matches except for me vs rsr

You're a curtain jerker, bud. And I like ya, think you got a lot of talent.

 

[frenz]

@Smigg is doing the job, brother!

my sources say hes an out of shape incel, j.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@RollSonnenRoll Have you ever been to the Georgia Guidestones?

 

[Falsedawn]

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I’m drugged but I’m alive. Surgery has been successful, good brothers. Gonna sit around the bonfire tonight and drink wine and relax

That's your jerkin arm, isn't it.

 

[Falsedawn]

@Smigg is doing the job, brother!

 

[Casrot]

@frenz

Thoughts on @J Danger 's hairline?

 

[frenz]

That's your jerkin arm, isn't it.

i didnt want to ask. im glad youre not above it to!

 

[Andersons Foot]

Shut the hell up, Lake. Or after I’m done. Squashing Foot I’m coming for you next!

PWD is full of followers, Luger. I’ve paved my own path and it scares them.

#TheOneTrue

 

[frenz]

@frenz

Thoughts on @J Danger 's hairline?

great!

 

[Michaelangelo]

my sources say hes an out of shape incel, j.

missed opportunity for hell in a incel

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll Have you ever been to the Georgia Guidestones?

I have not

 

[frenz]

missed opportunity for hell in a incel

 

[Falsedawn]

i didnt want to ask. im glad youre not above it to!

I played fantasy with that man. I earned the right to ask that question.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I have not

Have I asked you that before? And have you ever heard of them? Do people talk about it there? What did you have for lunch? Thoughts on me learning real magic?

 

[Casrot]

great!

 

[Thrawn33]

Rules:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. See rule 1



PWDmania: As Real as it Gets
(Once in a Lifetime)

Main Card:

@Rex Luger v @Minotauro Rex Foot (sponsored by Krispy Kreme)
(Special Ref DRH (totally unbiased))

The Mexican Medium Sized Mayne w/ vs The Iowa Idiot for the Undisputed Minotauro Rex World Heavyweight Championship of the World (No DQ)

Battle for the rights and privileges of all and any uses of the Minotauro Rex name

Loser will be tarred and feathered and ridiculed by dumpster diving Venezuelan children followed by stoning composed of llama fecal matter

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@Frank23 v @warriorscommando

The Social Media Machine vs The Stripper ATM (Special Enforcer: Batjester)

(scheduled for one fall via Wario internal clock timed match)

Winner doesn’t have to read Wario’s walls of text and must immediately livestream their humiliating loss to the world via Youtube, Twitter, Facebook and Yelp.

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@Smigg v @J Danger

SJW Lumberjack match (ring surrounded by feminists and soi bois)

loser reads AJ Lee’s book and must do the job for CM Punk in a MMA match in a bingo hall followed by 48 hours of PC Trigger Counseling.

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@lakersfan45 v @RollSonnenRoll

The Double A Perky Turkey vs The Double D (probably Double G) Double R Single S Southern Gentleman

Texas Brassier Rope match:
loser must accept opponent’s breast size preference in perpetuity.

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Mascots:

Theme:

As the PWDs Pontificus Sanguineous Maximus:
It Has Begun!!!!

 

[Casrot]

@J Danger

Your clavicle is too pointy.

4/10

wood not bang

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Have I asked you that before? And have you ever heard of them? Do people talk about it there? What did you have for lunch? Thoughts on me learning real magic?

No, no, no, Jimmy Johns and that’s cool everybody loves magic

 

[Andersons Foot]

@SocraticMethod

Luger voted for himself. You criticized me for doing this before.