PWD 744: PWDMania As Real as it Gets

[Michaelangelo]

Rules:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. See rule 1



PWDmania: As Real as it Gets
(Once in a Lifetime)

Main Card:

@Rex Luger v @Minotauro Rex Foot (sponsored by Krispy Kreme)
(Special Ref DRH (totally unbiased))

The Mexican Medium Sized Mayne w/ vs The Iowa Idiot for the Undisputed Minotauro Rex World Heavyweight Championship of the World (No DQ)

Battle for the rights and privileges of all and any uses of the Minotauro Rex name

Loser will be tarred and feathered and ridiculed by dumpster diving Venezuelan children followed by stoning composed of llama fecal matter

————————————

@Frank23 v @warriorscommando

The Social Media Machine vs The Stripper ATM (Special Enforcer: Batjester)

(scheduled for one fall via Wario internal clock timed match)

Winner doesn’t have to read Wario’s walls of text and must immediately livestream their humiliating loss to the world via Youtube, Twitter, Facebook and Yelp.

————————————-

@Smigg v @J Danger

SJW Lumberjack match (ring surrounded by feminists and soi bois)

loser reads AJ Lee’s book and must do the job for CM Punk in a MMA match in a bingo hall followed by 48 hours of PC Trigger Counseling.

———————————-

@lakersfan45 v @RollSonnenRoll

The Double A Perky Turkey vs The Double D (probably Double G) Double R Single S Southern Gentleman

Texas Brassier Rope match:
loser must accept opponent’s breast size preference in perpetuity.

——————————

Mascots:

Theme:

 

[Batjester]

About fucking time.




I was worried someone would jump the line and we would end up with a shit thread.






Oh, and 1st.

 

[squirrelynuts]

First
Edit second, Fuck @Batjester ‘s mom

 

[Frank23]

Rules:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. See rule 1



PWDmania: As Real as it Gets
(Once in a Lifetime)

Main Card:

@Rex Luger v @Minotauro Rex Foot (sponsored by Krispy Kreme)
(Special Ref DRH (totally unbiased))

The Mexican Medium Sized Mayne w/ vs The Iowa Idiot for the Undisputed Minotauro Rex World Heavyweight Championship of the World (No DQ)

Battle for the rights and privileges of all and any uses of the Minotauro Rex name

Loser will be tarred and feathered and ridiculed by dumpster diving Venezuelan children followed by stoning composed of llama fecal matter

————————————

@Frank23 v @warriorscommando

The Social Media Machine vs The Stripper ATM (Special Enforcer: Batjester)

(scheduled for one fall via Wario internal clock timed match)

Winner doesn’t have to read Wario’s walls of text and must immediately livestream their humiliating loss to the world via Youtube, Twitter, Facebook and Yelp.

————————————-

@Smigg v @J Danger

SJW Lumberjack match (ring surrounded by feminists and soi bois)

loser reads AJ Lee’s book and must do the job for CM Punk in a MMA match in a bingo hall followed by 48 hours of PC Trigger Counseling.

———————————-

@lakersfan45 v @RollSonnenRoll

The Double A Perky Turkey vs The Double D (probably Double G) Double R Single S Southern Gentleman

Texas Brassier Rope match:
loser must accept opponent’s breast size preference in perpetuity.

——————————

Mascots:

Theme:

Great work.

 

[Batjester]

First
Edit second, Fuck @Batjester ‘s mom

Have fun with that.

 

[Batjester]

That ass in the second post is just begging for it.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Rules:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. See rule 1



PWDmania: As Real as it Gets
(Once in a Lifetime)

Main Card:

@Rex Luger v @Minotauro Rex Foot (sponsored by Krispy Kreme)
(Special Ref DRH (totally unbiased))

The Mexican Medium Sized Mayne w/ vs The Iowa Idiot for the Undisputed Minotauro Rex World Heavyweight Championship of the World (No DQ)

Battle for the rights and privileges of all and any uses of the Minotauro Rex name

Loser will be tarred and feathered and ridiculed by dumpster diving Venezuelan children followed by stoning composed of llama fecal matter

————————————

@Frank23 v @warriorscommando

The Social Media Machine vs The Stripper ATM (Special Enforcer: Batjester)

(scheduled for one fall via Wario internal clock timed match)

Winner doesn’t have to read Wario’s walls of text and must immediately livestream their humiliating loss to the world via Youtube, Twitter, Facebook and Yelp.

————————————-

@Smigg v @J Danger

SJW Lumberjack match (ring surrounded by feminists and soi bois)

loser reads AJ Lee’s book and must do the job for CM Punk in a MMA match in a bingo hall followed by 48 hours of PC Trigger Counseling.

———————————-

@lakersfan45 v @RollSonnenRoll

The Double A Perky Turkey vs The Double D (probably Double G) Double R Single S Southern Gentleman

Texas Brassier Rope match:
loser must accept opponent’s breast size preference in perpetuity.

——————————

Mascots:

Theme:

Good thread but I’m not having Batjester as a special enforcer.

















Or maybe yeah. Frank needs that. Otherwise 1:1 is a handicap match.

 

[squirrelynuts]

Have fun with that.

I was gonna go with Liz, but then you got first post lol.
How was work?
Have you ever seen Eragon??

 

[Andersons Foot]

Someone tell me if Luger votes for himself.

 

[Falsedawn]

As real as it gets?

 

[lakersfan45]

This is a bunch of jobber matches except for me vs rsr

 

[Andersons Foot]

This is a bunch of jobber matches except for me vs rsr

<{cruzshake}>

Please don’t disrespect the main event, Lake.

 

[J Danger]

@Smigg is doing the job, brother!

 

[Frank23]

This is a bunch of jobber matches except for me vs rsr

Is there a ladder match?

 

[Michaelangelo]

@RR sticky pls

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I can’t think of a better special guest ring announcer for the Texas Brassier Rope match(in theory)

 

[J Danger]

I’m drugged but I’m alive. Surgery has been successful, good brothers. Gonna sit around the bonfire tonight and drink wine and relax

 

[RR]

@RR sticky pls

Gotcha

 

[Stargazer Rex]

This is a bunch of jobber matches except for me vs rsr

Shut the hell up, Lake. Or after I’m done. Squashing Foot I’m coming for you next!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

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I’m drugged but I’m alive. Surgery has been successful, good brothers. Gonna sit around the bonfire tonight and drink wine and relax

That Tahoe trip was a mistake!