PWD 676: Rex lost his smile

[Stargazer Rex]

Fat is heavier than muscle. Gravity drags it down bro. Thats why your legs are so fat. No one ever complains about fat shoulders.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Tell us more about your calves...
Make a thread about them

I got stung by a wasp on one of them and there is a tiny scar there now.

 

[Jobber]

A good rule of thumb that my dad taught me is that if you can't bench press your body weight 10 time then kill yourself. It was a simpler time.

I asked my dad if I should start lifting. He asked me if I have ever been in a room with anyone that I didnt think I could kick their ass. I said no. He said get back to the heavy bag boy.

 

[mudflap mike]

A good rule of thumb that my dad taught me is that if you can't bench press your body weight 10 time then kill yourself. It was a simpler time.

why didnt you kill yourself?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I can knock out 210 10x no prob. I'm no heavy lifter though that's for sure.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I asked my dad if I should start lifting. He asked me if I have ever been in a room with anyone that I didnt think I could kick their ass. I said no. He said get back to the heavy bag boy.

Why not both?

 

[Andersons Foot]

Fat is heavier than muscle. Gravity drags it down bro. Thats why your legs are so fat. No one ever complains about fat shoulders.

My calves are too muscular, Job! I wish they were smaller.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

why didnt you kill yourself?

I wouldn't want to make your mom sad. She loves this dick.

 

[Andersons Foot]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

What the most miles you have ever ran at one time?

 

[Jobber]

I wouldn't want to make your mom sad. She loves this dick.

She gives a solid rim job too

 

[mudflap mike]

I wouldn't want to make your mom sad. She loves this dick.

dont let @warriorscomeout see this

 

[GoldenAzazel]

I was never banned. I got too busy to post and lost my account info.
And what's with the name calling, Nancy Boy?

Called Banter, mate. Everyone here gets it and gives it. I can tell by your top tier insults like "nancy boy" that you've "owned" so many posters here.

Watch out @deezy he called you old!

 

[Jobber]

Why not both?

I suspect he feared me taking his throne. He would be right in doing so.

 

[Andersons Foot]

What the most miles you have ever ran at one time?

5 and it was a struggle. I run all the time but my cardio never seems to improve. My legs go quick for whatever reason.

 

[Jobber]

5 and it was a struggle. I run all the time but my cardio never seems to improve. My legs go quick for whatever reason.

Have you tried running on your hands?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

She gives a solid rim job too

She even got her tongue pierced to give better rim jobs.

 

[Jobber]

She even got her tongue pierced to give better rim jobs.

She said not to tell him about that piercing.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I suspect he feared me taking his throne. He would be right in doing so.

My dad asked me if his third wife ever hit on me once. I told the truth and said no, but I wish I would have lied and said yes to see what he would do.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

5 and it was a struggle. I run all the time but my cardio never seems to improve. My legs go quick for whatever reason.

You need to get chased by pit bulls from a young age, that shit gets your cardio up bro.