If it does turn out that the Bayley/Sasha thing does turn romantic, I'm gonna be locked in on Darren Young's Twitter feed, just waiting for the sperg out. "No! They're not gay! They didn't ask for my permission to run this storyline! I wanted to do this, but they said "Nobody's gonna care, Darren!" but now look, people DO care, that's what I was saying to them! I could have become WWE Champion off the back of this, but they're homophobic! Now they're DEFINITELY gonna have to give me that job where they pay me for being gay!"