I almost got knocked out by a boxer behind a nasty ass strip club, like a real nasty one where you can get a private dance and they will suck your dick for $40. I had to panic wrestle to save my life.
My worst performance in a fight, other than the times I got jumped or pistol whipped, wasnt even a loss but it was so embarrassing that I gotta take the L
Back in high school my squad rolled deep to a different school to surprise some dudes that our allies had beef with
We parked across the street and waited and as soon as school let out we jumped out the cars and rushed into the school on some gangsta shit!
We caught em in the common hang out area in the middle of the school and the rumble began
Everybody squared off and it was chaos all around us like a bar fight in an old western movie and then I had my moment...
I saw the top dog from their side so I rushed him and right as I got to him I tripped on something and fuckin fell into his arms and then onto the ground
Before I could get up he grabbed my leg and just held it above me like he was gonna out me in a figure four
He didnt do shit to me but since he had my leg I couldnt turn over to get up so I just laid there stuck like a turtle on my back talking shit to him
It was fuckin ridiculous
Finally security came and we all scattered
I was banging a broad from that school and her and her friends told me that the word around school was that he knocked me out with one punch
So not only did I not put hands on him at all, I also helped to elevate his status at the school and prolly got him some pussy outta the deal
Not my finest moment