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Who wood you rather?

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SocraticMethod said:
That's the kind of girl that you, and I mean you, @RollSonnenRoll, could go pick up at Waffle House any Saturday night, take home, bang, and then drop off back at the Waffle House on your way to church the next morning.
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I needed a tree/bush cut down in my backyard and called a white yard work company, they wanted $600 for the job and wouldn't be able to do it until this weekend. It's a one and a half hour job tops. Then I called some Mexicans and negotiated them down to $175 and they will be here tomorrow at 7am. @RollSonnenRoll talk to your people, dawg.
 
Minotauro Rex said:
I needed a tree/bush cut down in my backyard and called a white yard work company, they wanted $600 for the job and wouldn't be able to do it until this weekend. It's a one and a half hour job tops. Then I called some Mexicans and negotiated them down to $175 and they will be here tomorrow at 7am. @RollSonnenRoll talk to your people, dawg.
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white man restaurant: that will be $200 for your 8 oz piece of fancy chicken.

mexican restaurant: here is your 5 pound monster burrito. $20 plz.
 
SocraticMethod said:
That's the kind of girl that you, and I mean you, @RollSonnenRoll, could go pick up at Waffle House any Saturday night, take home, bang, and then drop off back at the Waffle House on your way to church the next morning. She ain't "bring to church" material, she ain't "covet on the internet" material, and she damn sure ain't no Princess of Staten Island.
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"SocraticMethod shoots HARD on Toni Storm"
 
Minotauro Rex said:
I needed a tree/bush cut down in my backyard and called a white yard work company, they wanted $600 for the job and wouldn't be able to do it until this weekend. It's a one and a half hour job tops. Then I called some Mexicans and negotiated them down to $175 and they will be here tomorrow at 7am. @RollSonnenRoll talk to your people, dawg.
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The white guys probably had insurance, but the Mexicans won't be missed.
 
I was at the store today and a familiar song came on over the PA. One of those songs that you know, but can't quite place. So I was middle-aged white guy head bobbing as I grabbed some juice boxes and a Crunch bar at which point it hit me where I knew the song from.


Then I just started singing along.
 
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SocraticMethod said:
I was at the store today and a familiar song came on over the PA. One of those songs that you know, but can't quite place. So I was middle-aged white guy head bobbing as I grabbed some juice boxes and a Crunch bar at which point it hit me where I knew the song from.


Then I just started singing along.
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When mrs Fett sends me alone to do grocery shopping I take headphones and I sing and dance up the aisles, getting funny looks from the other shoppers
 
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