PWD 561: GOAT

[SocraticMethod]

They didn't really "kill" it, but it did underline the nonsense of "No such thing as boys and girls toys, it's a social construct!"

That had literally nothing to do with Toys R Us going out of business.

 

[GetTheseHands]

You know what I hate about the last 10-15 years of comics...all these snot nosed millenial fucktard writers who go on and on about growing up loving these classic characters...and then try and change every single thing that makes the character who they are. You know what I do with things I love? Nothing...if it ain't broke, don't fix it...because we all know millenials lack the basic mechanical knowledge to fix anything!

These diversity hires aren't even comic book fans, they hired YA novel writers into comics because 20% women writers was problematic, now it's 80% and every book reads like Totally Spies and the characters are terrible.

 

[Gutter Chris]

My hands are full and I dont want it though

 

[Stargazer Rex]

No one wants to buy Rose Tico, stop making her a thing

I like Rose Tico

 

[D.R.H.]

1000

Oh sweet Jeebus no!

Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch, Barbra Streisand!


This is all @Minotauro Rex fault!

 

[Gutter Chris]

Dude this would be a shit figure by 80s standards I cant imagine why no one wants it

 

[Michaelangelo]

1000

you lured us all into a false sense of security

damn it I was too busy writing a reply to DRH about if Austin was retconned to a Mexican woman who drinks Modelo and plays guitar in a mariachi band

 

[D.R.H.]

I like Rose Tico

I bet whatever it is, this Rose Tico smells like turnips!

 

[Gutter Chris]

Oh sweet Jeebus no!

Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch, Barbra Streisand!


This is all @Minotauro Rex fault!

Look at 1003 or so I said I dont want it today

 

[Stargazer Rex]

What in the blue hell is a Rose Taco? If it's not lesbian porn, then whomever came up with it can eat a bag of Bubba dicks!

Rose Tico is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise. Introduced in the 2017 film Star Wars: The Last Jedi, she is portrayed by Kelly Marie Tran. A maintenance worker for the Resistance, Rose teams up with Finn on a secret mission to Canto Bight before being captured by the First Order, and fights in the film's climactic battle.

 

[Gutter Chris]

you lured us all into a false sense of security

damn it I was too busy writing a reply to DRH about if Austin was retconned to a Mexican woman who drinks Modelo and plays guitar in a mariachi band

I SAID I DONT FUCKING WANT IT ALREADY JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST

 

[GetTheseHands]

I like Rose Tico

Hate to see the women you wouldn't fuck

 

[Michaelangelo]

I SAID I DONT FUCKING WANT IT ALREADY JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST

alright, calm down Count Zero

 

[Frank23]

Dude this would be a shit figure by 80s standards I cant imagine why no one wants it

What a garbage character. What was the point of her getting so much screen time?

 

[Smigg]

That had literally nothing to do with Toys R Us going out of business.

I know, it was online shopping and Toys R Us pricing themselves out of the market.

However, they did make mention that they couldn't get rid of toys to attract girls into traditionally "boys" franchises, like Star Wars, WWE ans Ghostbusters.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Hate to see the women you wouldn't fuck

Rex is a real man theres no such thing to him

 

[SocraticMethod]

Oh sweet Jeebus no!

Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch, Barbra Streisand!


This is all @Minotauro Rex fault!

I said I was going to blame @HomerThompson and I'm sticking to it.

FUCK YOU, @HomerThompson!

 

[Sexy]

Is Cena supposed to be the heel here? Because he's being an even bigger dickhead than normal.

"Hey old man who looked like beat shit ass last year and then retired after losing, if you don't come wrestle me now that you're years past your prime you are a COWARD and are letting all these people down!"

Like, fuck you, Cena.

he can just enter the andre battle royal

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I bet whatever it is, this Rose Tico smells like turnips!

I like turnips

 

[Gutter Chris]

What a garbage character. What was the point of her getting so much screen time?

Equality bro

Need more women characters