PWD 561: GOAT

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Frank23]

 

[Frank23]

I've been waiting for this.

Spoiler

Happy Easter.

 

[Michaelangelo]

JR confirmed racist

 

[D.R.H.]

Useless florida swamp donkey

Just because I'm railing your mother sideways, that's no reason to call her a swamp donkey.

 

[SocraticMethod]

The reason it is eggs is because they did not eat eggs for lent. Roosters got to bang and gave two shits about Lent. So in the 1400’s you had all these eggs because Roosters bang. So in order to keep the eggs from spoiling you boiled them to make them last longer. Easter rolls around and you are up to your ass in boiled eggs. So you eat them. This is why you have eggs in German Potato Salad, because Roosters like to fuck.

You don't need roosters to get eggs.

 

[D.R.H.]

I forgot his username, but I have him on IG and Snapchat. He's cool, but he hasn't posted here in over a year.

Francis Rossi?

 

[SocraticMethod]

An old lady collapsed at mass this morning. Some guy (not sure if he was with her or just sitting near) called 911 and was on his cell phone standing up in the center aisle. Priest sees him and straight up yells at him, sarcastically saying, "Sir! I'm sure it's very important, but this isn't the place!" Someone else yells, "It's a 911 emergency call!" That shut him up, although he still seemed pissy when the cops/EMTs came in. He said a prayer as they hauled her out, but it was really half-hearted and all for show, imo.

Most exciting church service I've ever been to. Secondary highlight was LTR asking me, "Daddy, is that basically a cracker?" I looked him in his pure, innocent eyes and said, "Yep."

 

[SocraticMethod]

The poll is over.

 

[Ozymandias]

Fuck off bitch

Not you Frank, you are a stand up guy.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Francis Rossi?

Nah, it was Sammysomething I think

 

[D.R.H.]

What the fudge if a philomena and why should I care about it

 

[44nutman]

You don't need roosters to get eggs.

I milked a bull once.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Nah, it was Sammysomething I think

Was it @SocraticMethod ?

 

[SocraticMethod]

What the fudge if a philomena and why should I care about it

She killed Enzo.

 

[SocraticMethod]

John Cena has a new Nickelodeon game show coming out that apparently involves kids throwing paint at each other.

 

[D.R.H.]

She killed Enzo.

So...are we nominated her for a civic award?

 

[LuchaBear]

Don't bring up my sleep paralysis right now, Job.

You saw the old witch too? Scariest moment in my life was being forced to watch a scary old hag in black crawl on to my bed towards me while I was paralyzed. It was like something from The Ring.

Fuck that shit. Thank the Gods for weed.

 

[D.R.H.]

Why did this thread get derailed into some retarded fake news war room horse shit?

 

[D.R.H.]

You saw the old witch too? Scariest moment in my life was being forced to watch a scary old hag in black crawl on to my bed towards me while I was paralyzed.

Fuck that shit. Thank the Gods for weed.

That was Rex in a wig come to sniff your feet.