PWD 544: Sorry for the wait

[SocraticMethod]

That is LITERALLY the best booking idea ever.

I've been saying for months that he eventually needs to tear down the chamber. But, going step-by-step, I think that's next year. He'll tear down Hell in a Cell first this year.

 

[lakersfan45]

No, you can't ask. Instead, just stand up in front, take a deep breath, and say loudly and clearly, "All Samoans are fucking pussies!" And see if anyone reacts. If someone charges down the aisle at you, you found yourself a Samoan.

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This is not legal advice.

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@lakersfan45 - Please make sure the record reflects that this was not legal advice.

 

[lakersfan45]

Braun Strowman should have limp bizkits break stuff song play every time he goes on one if his breaking shit rampages. Not as his intro music but just like he starts breaking down shit and the song turns on out of nowhere lol

 

[SocraticMethod]

Then it all culminates at WrestleMania 35 when he goes outside, digs his fingers under the outside wall of New Giants Stadium and dumps the whole goddamn thing over and into the Hackensack River.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Braun Strowman should have limp bizkits break stuff song play every time he goes on one if his breaking shit rampages. Not as his intro music but just like he starts breaking down shit and the song turns on out of nowhere lol

Then he should throw Fred Durst into the Hackensack River.

 

[SocraticMethod]

They already got him, brother.

Some chick: What do you do?
Me: I play bass for Elias.
Her: **rips all her clothes off**

Run with it, WWE Sherdog mole!

 

[SocraticMethod]

Such a shame that it was an SJW soy boy who punched him. The guy had a run up, and a free shot on a guy who wasn't even looking, and made him stumble a little bit.

I never noticed before, but it was more of his forearm landing. Could be that the camerman that comes into the shot and is touching the puncher maybe shoved him just enough so that the punch didn't land flush.

 

[Frank23]

Then he should throw Fred Durst into the Hackensack River.

Taker vs. Strowman WrestleMania confirmed.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Taker vs. Strowman WrestleMania confirmed.

Braun pins Taker, then shoves him, Kane, Fred Durst, and Paul Bearer's son who does the great impression of him in a hearse, then throws the hearse in the Hackensack River.

 

[Frank23]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackensack_River

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Braun Strowman should have limp bizkits break stuff song play every time he goes on one if his breaking shit rampages. Not as his intro music but just like he starts breaking down shit and the song turns on out of nowhere lol

That’s fucking brilliant, lake

 

[Frank23]

 

[J Danger]

 

[Michaelangelo]

Sorry one fall. Was mixing it up with a chant. Allegedly Vince made a ring announcer stop saying one fall because the crowd were chanting it and he didn't like it. Not a big deal if true but weird all the same.

should sell one fall merch. make some money you idiots.

What about the fuckng your best friends wife and filming it?

stopping mid bj tho, brother

@wario multi quote

 

[Prime LeVan]

Daytona time.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Daytona time.

Who’s on the pole

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

People are actually wearing those traditional African robes at Black Panther. Not just one or two either, like a lot. This shit ain’t a game

 

[El Dandy]

Fuck I miss Muta

 

[SocraticMethod]

@RollSonnenRoll, I'm surprised and disappointed in you, my friend.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Showtime is playing all the Rocky movies in a row. I'm going into this during the fight at the end of the first one.


There goes the rest of today.