PWD 537: Rumblemania

[lakersfan45]

I'm gonna eat a MOONPIE, that's a MOONPIE cause Little Debbie won't pay me nothing!

Dude what the duck. I’ve been looking g for moon pies for like three months. Can’t find them in any markets in Ventura county. I’ve been eating those instead

I love
Moo pies , Whoopi pies, and people treats.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Someone else came up with a SJW/perpetual victim heel character who would tell others to check their privilege around here a while back.

That's gotta be @Smigg

 

[Frank23]

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Dude what the duck. I’ve been looking g for moon pies for like three months. Can’t find them in any markets in Ventura county. I’ve been eating those instead

I love
Moo pies , Whoopi pies, and people treats.

Grandpa RSR has lived on a diet exclusively consisting of moonpies, Mello Yello, Wendy's and steak for decades and he's a healthy 77

 

[SocraticMethod]

KO: I'm very proud to be sitting here as your new WWE Champion, but before I take any questions I'd like to apologize to Little Debbie, one of our great WWE sponsors. I was in the midst of an adrenaline rush and a sugar crash after beating AJ Styles to become the WWE Champion. Little Debbie has delicious snacks and treats that I enjoy on a daily basis. Oatmeal Creme Pies are, of course, the gold standard. But that's not all Little Debbie offers. Swiss Ross, Zebra Cakes, the appropriately-named Fancy Cakes make me feel like a fancy boy when I eat them. The Cosmic Brownies are amazing, and the Frosted Choco....

Vince: Kevin ... Kevin, that's enough. Just make your apology and move on.

KO: Right, sorry Mr. McMahon. Again, I'm truly sorry for my offensive remarks to Little Debbie, the makers of delicious snacks like Chocolate Snack Pies, Caramel Cookie Bars .... OH! Honey Buns! How could I forget Honey Buns?! Ya know, sometimes I call my wife Honey Buns, but she doesn't know that's where I got it. Uhm, let's see, Mini Chocolate Muffins are a great breakfast and ...

Vince: DAMMIT, KEVIN THAT'S ENOUGH!

KO: What, this whole thing was your idea!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

H

is finisher can be forcing a didldo in the opponents moith mandible claw style

 

[SocraticMethod]

It wouldn't move the needle.

Worst post in the history of the PWD.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@lakersfan45

 

[SocraticMethod]

Someone else came up with a SJW/perpetual victim heel character who would tell others to check their privilege around here a while back.

There's a guy doing an antagonistic liberal heel on the indy circuit that got some mainstream buzz not long ago. Luke Thomas had him as a guest on his radio show.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Dude what the duck. I’ve been looking g for moon pies for like three months. Can’t find them in any markets in Ventura county. I’ve been eating those instead

I love
Moo pies , Whoopi pies, and people treats.

Starbucks actually has some pretty good whoopie pies. At first they had raspberry and LTR loved them, but then they dropped them and just had vanilla. At Christmas they had candy cane ones.

 

[Thrawn33]

That's gotta be @Smigg

More I think about it, the beta was a male valet for a feminist SJW

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

How over would a gay, vicious heel get in 2018? I'm talking Goldust levels of gay heelishness. Not primping in front of a mirror and dancing around the ring, like forcing himself on other male wrestlers and then claiming homophobia when punch him in the face; bashing people in the back of the head with steel dildos; shit like that. Would it be worth the negative mainstream press? What say you, @Frank23 ?

I think the same could be done with a woman who constantly tries to interfere in men's matches, claims misogyny and inequality, then hides from physical ramifications due to being a woman. The pop for one of the women to finally come out and beat the hell out of her would be epic nd they'd instantly be so much more over. Shit like that would never happen though

 

[Frank23]

Worst post in the history of the PWD.

 

[Thrawn33]

There's a guy doing an antagonistic liberal heel on the indy circuit that got some mainstream buzz not long ago. Luke Thomas had him as a guest on his radio show.

Would be a good heel in the attitude era, don't think it'd work in PG style

 

[SocraticMethod]

Grandpa RSR has lived on a diet exclusively consisting of moonpies, Mello Yello, Wendy's and steak for decades and he's a healthy 77

I would very much like to take you both to Wendy's if I'm ever down in the so-called Peach State.

 

[Thrawn33]

I think the same could be done with a woman who constantly tries to interfere in men's matches, claims misogyny and inequality, then hides from physical ramifications due to being a woman. The pop for one of the women to finally come out and beat the hell out of her would be epic nd they'd instantly be so much more over. Shit like that would never happen though

People would cheer even louder when a male got ahold of her...you could tease this for years, then someone puts her through a table

 

[SocraticMethod]

I think the same could be done with a woman who constantly tries to interfere in men's matches, claims misogyny and inequality, then hides from physical ramifications due to being a woman. The pop for one of the women to finally come out and beat the hell out of her would be epic nd they'd instantly be so much more over. Shit like that would never happen though

Elias: I guess you think I won't hit you because you're a woman, huh Grace? Well ... you're right. I'd never hit a woman, Grace. **starts to walk away, turns back** Oh, but SHE would.

**Hoe Ass Bayley comes out of the crowd and attacks Grace from behind**

 

[Frank23]

 

[SocraticMethod]

Would be a good heel in the attitude era, don't think it'd work in PG style

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...st-hated-wrestler-on-the-appalachian-circuit/

Wrestling’s new villain named himself ‘Progressive Liberal.’ Hillary’s on his shirt.

It was a strange sight, even for the “sport” of professional wrestling.

A wrestler holding a microphone faced an Appalachian crowd before a match and began unleashing a torrent of insults, the nature of which seemed out of place at a pro wrestling tournament.

“I understand now why you all identify with country music. It’s slow and it’s simple and it’s boring, just like each and every one of you.”

As the crowd grew increasing hostile, the wrestler’s remarks became more politically tinged.

“You know what, I think Bernie Sanders would make a great secretary of state.”

“I want to exchange your bullets for bullet points. Bullet points of knowledge.”

He even called Donald Trump a “con man.” The crowd exploded in jeers. “Shut up,” someone yelled.

Strange, indeed. But then, the muscular man’s shirt read, “Not My President.”

Meet the wrestler who goes by the name “Progressive Liberal” Dan Richards, the most hated character in Kentucky’s Appalachian Mountain Wrestling (AMW) program, a small professional wrestling circuit.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Elias: I guess you think I won't hit you because you're a woman, huh Grace? Well ... you're right. I'd never hit a woman, Grace. **starts to walk away, turns back** Oh, but SHE would.

**Hoe Ass Bayley comes out of the crowd and attacks Grace from behind**

She drops her with her new finish the 36DDt and they obnoxiously makeout by Grace's unconscious body to the delightful cheering of a sold out Raw