PWD 519: Top guys do top guy stuff

[Batjester]

He had a mean right hand

Yup. I honestly thought he was going to be a bigger star than he turned out to be.

 

[SocraticMethod]

This is pretty much the only good post since @lakersfan45 told us he was a papi.

Speaking of which, good luck @lakersfan45. You're job is to not screw him up too much. You're going to screw him up. That's a given. Just try not to screw him up too much.

 

[Jobber]

I'm still waiting for the skinny bods are hot era

Should be sometime soon hopefully.

Jew bods will never be over

 

[Batjester]

That was amazing. Rusev for president.

 

[LuchaBear]

 

[SocraticMethod]

Thank you! I thought I was the only one. Like what if a ball gets accidentally swallowed?!

Or stuck. Like it slides in past her teeth, but then can't come back out, like when a kid gets his head stuck between the balusters of a staircase.

My testicle!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

This is pretty much the only good post since @lakersfan45 told us he was a papi.

 

[Ozymandias]

Ozy, I forgot you got the dubs. You have truly fell on hard times since I revoked your Rex Point.

Hard work pays off, dreams come true. bad times don't last, but bad guys do.

 

[Jobber]

What about your boi Rex?

You will always
be the black guy

 

[SocraticMethod]

Did you savages see that porn star August Ames died of an apparent suicide a few days after being accused of being a homophobe because she won't bang actors that also do gay porn?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-suicide-body-adult-films-actor-a8096496.html

Honestly, the most interesting part of that story is that her real name is Mercedes Grabowski, which sounds more like a porn name than August Ames.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Hard work pays off, dreams come true. bad times don't last, but bad guys do.

Sometimes bad times last too.

 

[Joseph Budden]

Did you savages see that porn star August Ames died of an apparent suicide a few days after being accused of being a homophobe because she won't bang actors that also do gay porn?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-suicide-body-adult-films-actor-a8096496.html

Honestly, the most interesting part of that story is that her real name is Mercedes Grabowski, which sounds more like a porn name than August Ames.

Can’t even not want to fuck a homo without SJWs bullying you for it. Smh

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

We’ve seen people like you come and go. I’ll admit you are entertaining, but you are going too hard too fast. You only know one speed, like a spot monkey with no in ring psychology.

Make the moves mean something, brother. One day you can be like me. Look at my likes, you think I got those with my huge arms and pretty face? HELL NO! I put views in the Pro Wrestlig forum dammit! Here you are walking around taking short cuts, you want everything now now now. I WANT IT NOW!

I’m walking around here trying to remember my damn name and you are trying to take short cuts! YEAH ME! Minotaro Rex, sometimes I walk around and try to remember who I am! And your trying to take short cuts!

Great promo brotendo

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You will always
be the black guy

 

[Joseph Budden]

Great promo brotendo

Don’t lie to him. He got fucking rekt by me. Admitted to being Lex Luger. Barely put up a better fight than batjobber

 

[Michaelangelo]

Frank is the only black guy imo

 

[SocraticMethod]

@Minotauro Rex - on my birthday can I be the black guy?

Not all the way black, though. Half black. Like Derek Jeter. Because my father is a black doctor. Like Derek Jeter.

@Minotauro Rex - on my birthday can I be Derek Jeter?

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Don’t lie to him. He got fucking rekt by me. Admitted to being Lex Luger. Barely put up a better fight than batjobber

 

[Joseph Budden]

Smh @ this midcard stable. If you were smart you’d pander to me in hopes of joining a stable led by a main eventer. That pink named punk can’t even name a 1998 wrestling PPV. Jobbers.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Smh @ this midcard stable. If you were smart you’d pander to me in hopes of joining a stable led by a main eventer. That pink named punk can’t even name a 1998 wrestling PPV. Jobbers.