PWD 504: Just Kickin It

[A Pennysworth]

Don't make me come down there and break my foot off in your kiwi ass Syd

 

[Jobber]

Get there maintain
It ain't chess
It's checkers

Don't you dare blame global warming on me

 

[My Spot]

 

[A Pennysworth]

Get there maintain
It ain't chess
It's checkers

Don't you dare blame global warming on me

I blame "Murica! Declare war on them my Canadian friend! So your winters can be the same length and you wont be cranky from lack of sleep!

 

[Sycho Sid]

Goddamn national treasure.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

I'm good now, thanks. Since my advocates here at the PWD (@SocraticMethod and @warriorscomeout ) weren't t available I found a great firm that specializes in this particular kind of workman's comp and I'll be getting a big check soon enough. If I keep to my stretching and exercise routine I'll be ok. Bjj and judo keep me young like @Michaelangelo and @Minotauro Rex

I recommend strippers and Pomeranians for the pain.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

I will never understand why these wrestlers don't lift and diet unless it's part of their gimmick to look a certain way (Owens). Old ass Orton looks in better shape that 33 y/o Sami? Sami has a dad bod and he isn't even a dad.

He’s got about fifty kids in his Nacho Libre orphanage down Mexico (not joking).

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Ok, but lifting is not a thing in WWE right now outside of a few guys. You don’t need to roid to gain some muscle, it’s not a roid or not have muscles thing.

Jinder Mahal!

 

[Wariowokecancel]

I was expecting Raw to invade. Now is the time to switch Braun to SD. Have him beat up the raw roster in payback for no one helping him get out of the dumpster truck. He later reveals it was ellsworth who helped him.

Vince never sends anybody good to SD, he just raids it for his baby.

Edit: by good I mean dudes who Vince thinks are worthwhile. KO is a fattie. Braun is a monster.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Roids. Orton should have had a 3rd wellness violation but he was "injured"

Randy is in the category of nonpop stars. Like Lesnar, Taker, Cena, they ain’t gonna fail.

 

[sleepwalk]

Don't you dare blame global warming on me

In cahoots with Putin? I remember watching Viceland and they brought up the idea (stated as fact, actually, but neither here nor there) that Russia wants global warming as it would be fiscally advantageous for them (fuel costs, crop cycles, etc.)

Anyways, figured the ice beaners would be down for it.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Dean Ambrose will find away in. He'll crawl through some sewers or something.

With a dirty rusty pen knife in his mouth because he’s hard core like that

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

 

[RMMA]

Saw the Jeff jarrett Canada video the promoter shouldn't let jeff go out there surely promoters should know better after the jake roberts heroes of wrestling or jeff hardy victory road.

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

2. Jarrett trying to do a 25 minute match at his age seems silly. A decent 10 minute match of brawling around should have been enough to satisfy the 27 occupants of whatever bingo hall it was in.

he should have married Stephanie and forced bigger crowds to endure it.

 

[A Pennysworth]

In cahoots with Putin? I remember watching Viceland and they brought the idea (stated as fact, actually, but neither here nor there) that Russia wants global warming as it would be fiscally advantageous for them (fuel costs, crop cycles, etc.)

Anyways, figured the ice beaners would be down for it.

I figured they were doing it so no one notices them try and make another land grab in the Ukraine or wherever they are trying to take this week!

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

I did.. They were horrible

Watch one of the tna ones and you'll see why people have rose tinted glasses for the old ones.

 

[Count Zero]

Fell asleep half an hour into Smackdown ... worth catching up on ?

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Fell asleep half an hour into Smackdown ... worth catching up on ?

Nothing must see imo.

 

[drstrangelov]

Saw the Jeff jarrett Canada video the promoter shouldn't let jeff go out there surely promoters should know better after the jake roberts heroes of wrestling or jeff hardy victory road.

Promoter shouldn't have had Jeff Jarrett on the card to begin with. Whatever they're paying him at this point, it's too much. I appreciate that he steadfastly refused to disappear from the industry after being blackballed by the WWE 15 years ago, but it's not as though he was ever a real attraction.