PWD 504: Just Kickin It

[SocraticMethod]

Present for @Smigg

Who do you think took the picture? Through the window? From a tree? With a telephoto zoom lens? After waiting in said tree for three days?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[A Pennysworth]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAKE FOREIGN SID!!!!!!111

Move on bro. She wants a guy who laughs at her puns. I'm not even sure you know how to laugh.

 

[lordsai]

i fucking bet half the smackdown crew were probably hella tired while at raw they had fly from chile 3 flights just to make in time for raw

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[SocraticMethod]

Yeah but he looks like a fun guy to be around. You don't sound like a fun guy at all. She won't choose your boring ass even if you do make more money than him.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

i fucking bet half the smackdown crew were probably hella tired while at raw they had fly from chile

I like her nail polish. That color looks good when the chick is spreading open her cheeks.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

He's jealous of your lawyer money!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Wholesome Owens?

 

[A Pennysworth]

5'6" 145 is decent size to you?

You must be a manlet, Sid.

She wants a man not a hippo.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

She wants a man not a hippo.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Wholesome Owens?

So, I'm 100% glad KO said what he said. Really. Really.



Buuuuuuuuuuuut, I kind of wanted him to cut a promo on that guy.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

So, I'm 100% glad KO said what he said. Really. Really.



Buuuuuuuuuuuut, I kind of wanted him to cut a promo on that guy.

This is why Sid hates you. LOL

 

[Stargazer Rex]

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/jeff-jarrett-drunk-wrestling-video/#.We_BfmhSyUl

Promoter Claims Jeff Jarrett Passed Out From Drinking In Locker Room And Insisted On Wrestling

Jeff Jarrett allegedly passed out from drinking in a locker room at an indie show on Friday, then insisted on wrestling — and this video sadly shows he was in no condition to be in the ring.

Real Canadian Wrestling promoter Steven Ewaschuk tells us Jeff showed up to the venue late on Friday and appeared to be slightly intoxicated, while claiming his tardiness was due to a customs issue.

Jarrett allegedly said he had trouble at the border and an agent allowed him into Canada under the condition that he’d be back at the airport by 6am the next morning to handle everything.

Ewaschuk claims Jeff Jarrett continued to drink and ultimately passed out in the locker room during the show. When intermission began, he had to be woken up for pictures. Jeff then got ready for his match, despite suspicion that he was still drinking, and attempted to wrestle a twenty-minute match.

Before the match, Double J’s music hit for his entrance but the wrestler didn’t come out. His opponent then got on the microphone and said Jeff was upstairs getting drunk. Jeff finally hit the ring moments later and for about ten minutes the two wrestlers stalled for time.

After the event was over, the promoter paid the 50-year-old and expressed his unhappiness over the situation. Jarrett said he’d update them on the border situation, but never did. Instead, they found out the following day when JJ never arrived in Edmonton for his next booking with them.

It’s unclear if this situation had anything to do with his Impact Wrestling termination.

The video below was provided to us by RCW and features parts of the match. At one point Jeff picks up his opponent for a bodyslam and falls over. Moments later he does his strut in a wobbly line.

UPDATE: We reached out to Jeff for comment and he denied passing out in the locker room. He also referred to the promoter as an “amateur.”



I've passed out drunk and then woke up and did stuff way harder than wrestle. JJ IS INNOCENT!

 

[SocraticMethod]

Fake Sid continues to try to get over by coming at the big dogs. It won't work now just like it's never worked. Go play grabass with Duck Dick or something, fake Sid.

 

[A Pennysworth]

These people are trained professionals! So please do not try them at home.

 

[LuchaBear]

He was. I wish they had played that out longer. They did a really good job of balancing the obviousness of the ending with how committed he was trying to seem to Bray. And Bray did a really good job coming across like he really wanted to believe, rather than as just the generic dopey bad guy who just believed Randy immediately.

"Randyyyyyyy!"

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I want to drive a Ferrari in 80's Miami listening to Hall & Oates. Maybe some booger sugar as well.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

"Randyyyyyyy!"

You think randy has a big hog?

 

[A Pennysworth]

Fake Sid continues to try to get over by coming at the big dogs. It won't work now just like it's never worked. Go play grabass with Duck Dick or something, fake Sid.

I'm the Chris Benoit of the PWD. I'll take you all on!