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PWD 493: Still got grapefruits

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You ever roll with chicks?
I once rolled with this girl who had to be a DD if not bigger. At the time in my life the biggest I had experienced was maybe a C. It was the biggest display of will power that I've ever had in my life to not pop one and it had to be divine intervention that I didn't.
 
Why are your people so violent, Jobber?

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Manifest destiny
 
I once rolled with this girl who had to be a DD if not bigger. At the time in my life the biggest I had experienced was maybe a C. It was the biggest display of will power that I've ever had in my life to not pop one and it had to be divine intervention that I didn't.
Bullshit
You motorboated those bad boys didn't you.
 
I once rolled with this girl who had to be a DD if not bigger. At the time in my life the biggest I had experienced was maybe a C. It was the biggest display of will power that I've ever had in my life to not pop one and it had to be divine intervention that I didn't.

She moved to another state recently but there was a chick blue belt chick I rolled with alot that only wore a sports bra under he gi jacket. They were a perky b cup with pencil eraser nips you could see as she'd get sweaty.
 
She moved to another state recently but there was a chick blue belt chick I rolled with alot that only wore a sports bra under he gi jacket. They were a perky b cup with pencil eraser nips you could see as she'd get sweaty.
My gym had some bad dude from Brazil come in for a weekend training deal. Evindetly his wife was some 11/10 Portuguese lingerie model who was also a black belt. I remember my instructor saying she's the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen and she'll guilltione your ass in 3 seconds. Unfortunately I didn't have the money at the time to pay for it. Wish I could've seen her.
 
My gym had some bad dude from Brazil come in for a weekend training deal. Evindetly his wife was some 11/10 Portuguese lingerie model who was also a black belt. I remember my instructor saying she's the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen and she'll guilltione your ass in 3 seconds. Unfortunately I didn't have the money at the time to pay for it. Wish I could've seen her.

No Portuguese hoe is going to guillitione me in 30 seconds and I don't even train BJJ. I'd drop her ass on her stack of dimes!
 


"Hey, how can we make this theme worse?"

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No Portuguese hoe is going to guillitione me in 30 seconds and I don't even train BJJ. I'd drop her ass on her stack of dimes!

You like it rough then.

I'd be practicing escape from full mount with her. All that hip thrusting. :)
 
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