PWD 404: What we botch in life... echoes in eternity

[deezy]

It's video game journalism, by a country mile.

I actually read a piece about Rock Band 4. The cunt writing it basically said "They invited me to a 5 star hotel to try the new game out, I didn't play it, because video games are stupid, I drank fizzy water and discussed Politics in the Phillippines with some of my collegues, other people tried it out, but I didn't, it's not for me"

Who the fuck cares about videogames until a teaser trailer is released?

 

[SocraticMethod]

WWE should leak shitty rumors so that people will be excited when something else happens.

 

[deezy]

With a not quite audible: "You like Roman Reigns. You want to be Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns is your favorite wrestler." playing in the background.

Like a mix of They Live! and Kevin Nealons subliminal man.

 

[Sexy]

WWE should leak shitty rumors so that people will be excited when something else happens.

Bray Wyatt is gonna win the rumble!

LOL JUST KIDDING ITS ROMAN REIGNS

BOOLOOOOOOOOOO

 

[SocraticMethod]

Who the fuck cares about videogames until a teaser trailer is released?

Back in like October my sister's family was coming to my house because we were all going on a cruise the next day. LTR was in bed and I was cleaning up and packing. I want to say I had TBS on, but it might have been FX or Spike. I was probably watching a Seinfeld re-runs or something. Anyway, around 11 or so they all show up and I help them bring their stuff in and we finally all sit down and I realized there was a video game show on TV. Like, people playing a video game against each other was on TV like it was a sport. While I was cleaning and whatnot I could hear it in the background, but I thought it was a show about guns or hunting or something. But no, it was video games. People really watch that? It kind of blew my mind. I checked with my 14-year-old nephew and he confirmed that it was "pretty gay."

 

[Falsedawn]

Jeff Jarrett back with TNA......So much for global force.

Wonder if he sold Dixie some gold to be his spot back

 

[SocraticMethod]

@Minotauro Rex - I weighed 228 this morning AFTER breakfast. I think @Batfish put a skinny botch curse on me!

 

[SocraticMethod]

Unrelated to wrestling, but somewhat noteworthy: LTR's dentist's office looks like a train station. My dentist's office looks like a dentist's office. Being a grown up fucking sucks.

 

[deezy]

Back in like October my sister's family was coming to my house because we were all going on a cruise the next day. LTR was in bed and I was cleaning up and packing. I want to say I had TBS on, but it might have been FX or Spike. I was probably watching a Seinfeld re-runs or something. Anyway, around 11 or so they all show up and I help them bring their stuff in and we finally all sit down and I realized there was a video game show on TV. Like, people playing a video game against each other was on TV like it was a sport. While I was cleaning and whatnot I could hear it in the background, but I thought it was a show about guns or hunting or something. But no, it was video games. People really watch that? It kind of blew my mind. I checked with my 14-year-old nephew and he confirmed that it was "pretty gay."

That's the saddest shit I've even seen......And I walked into a room where a group of dudes watched porn intently.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Not sure if posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bill-goldberg-reportedly-appear-three-161500148.html

Bill Goldberg Will Reportedly Appear On Three Pay-Per-Views In 2017

After being gone for 12 entire years, we’re suddenly, unexpectedly, in the middle of a Bill Goldberg renaissance. After defeating Brock Lesnar in under 90 seconds at Survivor Series, he’s now trying to shoot for one more championship run by entering this month’s Royal Rumble match. And just this week, we saw him on Raw delivering a tandem spear to Braun Strowman with his new eternal buddy/nemesis, Roman Reigns.

In the latest edition of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Dave Meltzer reports some specifics of the contract that Goldberg signed for 2017. He’s signed to appear on three PPVs for the time being: the Royal Rumble (as expected), Fastlane, and WrestleMania. He’s also expected to appear on WWE television “fairly often” from now until WrestleMania to promote all three of those PPVs.

We already knew about the Rumble, and WrestleMania was pretty much a given, but an appearance at Fastlane comes as a bit of a surprise. My best guess is that he’ll have another short match against someone … oh, let’s say Rusev … to establish his dominance heading into his (presumed) showdown with Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 33. Pray for Rusev. And bring a towel, because it’s gonna get real sweaty. Fastlane! Catch the Goldberg fever!

[Note: there is no cure for Goldberg fever.]

 

[44nutman]

Remember, second from the right used to be Rosie Lottalove

Would






Push back into the ocean.

 

[Smigg]

That's the saddest shit I've even seen......And I walked into a room where a group of dudes watched porn intently.

Happened with me too. Walking into a room, heard one of them say "Here's the good bit I was telling you about!"I turned to the TV, only to see a girl farting out a load into a glass and then drinking it.

I went home, and never talked to them again.

 

[44nutman]

My boss sent me an e-mail the other day asking me to call him. He probably wants me to start "working" again. Fucking Nazis.

My boss told me to watch some Asian porn and hit happy hour later.
I love working for myself

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Let's be honest: I'd clearly be a Zuffa puppet that does whatever Uncle Dana wants so I can get preferential treatment. "And here's why I, a respected MMA journalist, still believe Ronda Rousey is the best female fighter in the world ..."

Oh yeah I'd be on FS1 in a comp'd tailored suit lobbing softball questions at Dana based on the notes he gave me before the show.

 

[Falsedawn]

Back in like October my sister's family was coming to my house because we were all going on a cruise the next day. LTR was in bed and I was cleaning up and packing. I want to say I had TBS on, but it might have been FX or Spike. I was probably watching a Seinfeld re-runs or something. Anyway, around 11 or so they all show up and I help them bring their stuff in and we finally all sit down and I realized there was a video game show on TV. Like, people playing a video game against each other was on TV like it was a sport. While I was cleaning and whatnot I could hear it in the background, but I thought it was a show about guns or hunting or something. But no, it was video games. People really watch that? It kind of blew my mind. I checked with my 14-year-old nephew and he confirmed that it was "pretty gay."

DOTA 2 had a $20M prize pool at the International in 2016

LOL had a $5M prize pool at worlds.

Even can games like Spite are putting up $2.5M pools.

Your nephew needs to git gud noob.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Oh yeah I'd be on FS1 in a comp'd tailored suit lobbing softball questions at Dana based on the notes he gave me before the show.

"Mr. White, you are wise, and handsome, and the sport of MMA wouldn't exist without you. ...... That is my question."

 

[Sexy]

Back in like October my sister's family was coming to my house because we were all going on a cruise the next day. LTR was in bed and I was cleaning up and packing. I want to say I had TBS on, but it might have been FX or Spike. I was probably watching a Seinfeld re-runs or something. Anyway, around 11 or so they all show up and I help them bring their stuff in and we finally all sit down and I realized there was a video game show on TV. Like, people playing a video game against each other was on TV like it was a sport. While I was cleaning and whatnot I could hear it in the background, but I thought it was a show about guns or hunting or something. But no, it was video games. People really watch that? It kind of blew my mind. I checked with my 14-year-old nephew and he confirmed that it was "pretty gay."

the price pool for the international 2016 (dota2 tourney) was 20mill

 

[Sexy]

im not part of the #PCMR

but i mean if i could play DOTA2 for a job, i would

 

[Michaelangelo]

DOTA 2 had a $20M prize pool at the International in 2016

LOL had a $5M prize pool at worlds.

Even can games like Spite are putting up $2.5M pools.

Your nephew needs to git gud noob.

Low Tier God FTW

 

[deezy]

DOTA 2 had a $20M prize pool at the International in 2016

LOL had a $5M prize pool at worlds.

Even can games like Spite are putting up $2.5M pools.

Your nephew needs to git gud noob.

Speak English you nerd.