PWD 394: Why God, Why?!

[Batjester]

Whos foot is that!?

You got some fucked up priorities dude.

 

[Sycho Sid]

http://www.kayfabenews.com/trump-appoints-dixie-carter-administrator-much-much-smaller-business/

Trump appoints Dixie Carter as Much Smaller Business Administrator

Just days after appointing WWE matriarch Linda McMahon as Administrator of Small Business, President-elect Donald Jimmyjam Trump has announced that longtime TNA honcho Dixie Carter will become the Administrator of Much Smaller Business.

Whereas McMahon’s role will give her oversight over entrepreneurial activity in the United States, Carter will help fledgling Tennessee companies attempt to mimic larger, more lucrative New York-based companies.

Carter is highly experienced in this role, having helped TNA grow from a small Tennessee-based wrestling promotion into small Tennessee-based wrestling promotion that Matt Hardy works for.


According to a statement Carter issued this morning, her “stimulus package” for very small businesses includes the following innovations:

• All very small businesses will be encouraged to have six-sided offices
• Very small businesses will have access to expertise and mentorship from Vince Russo and Hulk Hogan
• Very small business owners will be given low-interest loans — if they can reach a contract dangling from ropes criss-crossed in an “X” pattern above a ring

In related news, President-elect Trump has appointed TNA wrestler Bobby Lashley to be his surrogate and actually run the country for him.

I died.

 

[King Bastar]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You got some fucked up priorities dude.

Are you surprised, motherfucker?

 

[King Bastar]

Are you surprised, motherfucker?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Looks like ADR got himself into another fight.

 

[moonwolf]

Looks like ADR got himself into another fight.

I believe it. Raphael was a dick.

Spoiler

wtf

 

[RMMA]

Finished 95 ECW and that 95-97 creatively is at it's peak with the Raven/Dreamer feud that is intricate and layered integrating various talent into the feud from the Pitbulls, Dudleys, Luna, Gangrel, Brian Lee, Buelah, Stevie Richards,etc. 95 also had Steve Austin memorable short stint and showing a glimpse of the future 'Stone Cold' character. Sandman/Whipwreck had a great underdog feud, Cactus Jack with his anti-hardcore promos, Guerrero/Malenko series and much more.

Having now seen 93/94 ECW TV in full it's great seeing the evolution of the promotion and the gradual change when Heyman took over the book Ultraclash 93 onwards.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Botchamania HOF

 

[moonwolf]

 

[frenz]

Only gone there once and it was very ho-hum

they're black, not another species. jesus lol

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Packing my ex' shit. Fucking good riddance.

Wasted three years of my life. First girl I cheated on in 40 years of life and for good reason.

 

[lordsai]

Wrestle Kingdom 11 card anyone here going to be watching when its on if you are up? what match out of the card are you excited for me it would have to be most of the title match besides the never Openweight Six-Man Tag-Team Championship

• Tiger Mask W vs. Tiger The Dark
  
  
• IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag-Team Championship: The Young Bucks (c) vs Roppongi Vice
  
  
• NEVER Openweight Six-Man Tag-Team Championship: Satoshi Kojima, Ricochet, & David Finlay (c) vs. LIdJ (SANADA/EVIL/BUSHI) vs. CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii/Will Ospreay/YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Bullet Club (Hangman Page/Yujiro Takahashi/Bad Luck Fale)
  
  
• Special Singles Match: Juice Robinson vs. Cody Rhodes
  
  
• RoH World Championship: Kyle O'Reilly (c) vs. Adam Cole
  
  
• IWGP Tag-Team Championship: Guerillas of Destiny (c) vs. Great Bash Heel
  
  
• IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: KUSHIDA (c) vs. Hiromu Takahashi
  
  
• NEVER Openweight Championship: Katsuyori Shibata (c) vs. Hirooki Goto
  
  
• IWGP Intercontinental Championship: Tetsuya Naito (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
  
  
• IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Kenny Omega

 

[sammydanger69]

Wrestle Kingdom 11 card anyone here going to be watching when its on if you are up? what match out of the card are you excited for me it would have to be most of the title match besides the never Openweight Six-Man Tag-Team Championship

• Tiger Mask W vs. Tiger The Dark
  
  
• IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag-Team Championship: The Young Bucks (c) vs Roppongi Vice
  
  
• NEVER Openweight Six-Man Tag-Team Championship: Satoshi Kojima, Ricochet, & David Finlay (c) vs. LIdJ (SANADA/EVIL/BUSHI) vs. CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii/Will Ospreay/YOSHI-HASHI) vs. Bullet Club (Hangman Page/Yujiro Takahashi/Bad Luck Fale)
  
  
• Special Singles Match: Juice Robinson vs. Cody Rhodes
  
  
• RoH World Championship: Kyle O'Reilly (c) vs. Adam Cole
  
  
• IWGP Tag-Team Championship: Guerillas of Destiny (c) vs. Great Bash Heel
  
  
• IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: KUSHIDA (c) vs. Hiromu Takahashi
  
  
• NEVER Openweight Championship: Katsuyori Shibata (c) vs. Hirooki Goto
  
  
• IWGP Intercontinental Championship: Tetsuya Naito (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
  
  
• IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Kenny Omega

Bunch of vanilla midgets wouldn't draw a dime in the US

Only people ordering that PPV are weeboos

 

[Mr. Perfect]

Chris Hero is heading back to NXT.

That'll put muffins on tops.

 

[J Danger]

@Smigg

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/1211/620230/former-nxt-star-heading-back-to-wwe/

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

I believe it. Raphael was a dick.

I think this is fake. I'm pretty sure the turtles would have avoided the chair shots by putting their heads in their shells.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

maybe they're bringing him in as the leader of a fatty stable

Time to rehire Bull Dempsy or whatever that guys name was.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

http://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/c...-226336?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

CHRIS HERO HEADING BACK TO WWE

Barring a last minute change, Chris Hero is heading back to WWE, confirmed by a company source according to our Dave Meltzer.

Meltzer didn't add whether he was heading to NXT or the main roster.

On the Saturday night edition of Wrestling Observer Radio, Meltzer answered a reader question about Hero's lack of bookings for 2017 to which Meltzer said he had some suspicions, adding that he heard about Evolve Wrestling perhaps having some plans for him in the future.

The soon-to-be 37-year-old (born Chris Spradlin) has been in WWE developmental before as Kassius Ohno, spending 2012-13 in Florida Championship Wrestling which became NXT. He was released in November 2013.

Hero has been active on the indies every since, putting on great matches worldwide against a multitude of opponents, including working three shows this weekend for Evolve and Beyond Wrestling.

This would be the latest big indy name WWE has signed recently, a group that included Roderick Strong, Tommy End, Big Damo and others.


How fat will he be @Smigg?

 

[SocraticMethod]

I see you @SocraticMethod