PWD 389: Gutter Chris must die

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Our Elf on the Shelf made his first appearance of the season today and brought LTR a Chris Jericho action figure. He also brought a card with a hilarious reference to Santa's list and the List of Jericho that LTR no-sold.
 
SocraticMethod said:
Our Elf on the Shelf made his first appearance of the season today and brought LTR a Chris Jericho action figure. He also brought a card with a hilarious reference to Santa's list and the List of Jericho that LTR no-sold.
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Man, I used to have a Jericho action figure.

Never did the elf thing thogh.
 
SidJustice said:
Man, I used to have a Jericho action figure.

Never did the elf thing thogh.
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I thought it was really stupid - and I still think the concept is stupid because it takes away from Santa's mystique of always knowing what you're up to without help. But he loves it. I think we started it the Christmas when he was 1.5. He didn't really talk yet, but he'd come down in the morning and say "Elf!" and want to go all around the house until we found him.

I don't get into all the crazy scenes that the Pinterest moms do with it. Mine just moves from one shelf to another to the tree to the mantle, etc.
 
Should we do holiday themed names?
 
SocraticMethod said:
I thought it was really stupid - and I still think the concept is stupid because it takes away from Santa's mystique of always knowing what you're up to without help. But he loves it. I think we started it the Christmas when he was 1.5. He didn't really talk yet, but he'd come down in the morning and say "Elf!" and want to go all around the house until we found him.

I don't get into all the crazy scenes that the Pinterest moms do with it. Mine just moves from one shelf to another to the tree to the mantle, etc.
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I always think of The League.

 
Minotauro Rex said:
I feel like I don't want to be around anybody now a days. The less human interaction the better, maybe this is just the beginning of me turning into @Batjester though.
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The older you get, the less tolerant you become of stupidity.


And the vast majority of humanity is fucking stupid.



Mother fuckers at Burger King didn't give me a damn straw for my shake. How the fuck am I supposed to drink a shake with no straw?
 
So I just took LTR up to bed and this happened as I was getting his humidifier set up.

Him: Daddy, you can leave now.
Me: **stunned** What?
Him: I'm a little bit tired.
Me: **reeling** You're ready to go to sleep? You don't want a story or to snuggle?
Him: No, I'll just play with my guys (stuffed animals) and then go to sleep.
Me: **heart shattering and fleeing the room** OKFINEGOODNIGHTIDON'TEVENCARE!!!
 
SidJustice said:
I always think of The League.

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Is that show still on?

Stupid Mom isn't supposed to touch it. He'll lose his magic that way.

Mine is smaller than that one.

The fucker that came up with this is a genius. It's a shitty piece of felt that goes for $30 a pop (not counting all the ancillary items) that pretty much every little kid in the country HAS TO HAVE!!!!111
 
Batjester said:
The older you get, the less tolerant you become of stupidity.


And the vast majority of humanity is fucking stupid.



Mother fuckers at Burger King didn't give me a damn straw for my shake. How the fuck am I supposed to drink a shake with no straw?
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They really only leave you with one choice - to rip off one of the workers' arms, suck the marrow from his bones and use his radius as your straw.
 
SocraticMethod said:
So I just took LTR up to bed and this happened as I was getting his humidifier set up.

Him: Daddy, you can leave now.
Me: **stunned** What?
Him: I'm a little bit tired.
Me: **reeling** You're ready to go to sleep? You don't want a story or to snuggle?
Him: No, I'll just play with my guys (stuffed animals) and then go to sleep.
Me: **heart shattering and fleeing the room** OKFINEGOODNIGHTIDON'TEVENCARE!!!
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They grow up so fast, next thing you know they don't even want you to give them a bath.

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SocraticMethod said:
Is that show still on?

Stupid Mom isn't supposed to touch it. He'll lose his magic that way.

Mine is smaller than that one.

The fucker that came up with this is a genius. It's a shitty piece of felt that goes for $30 a pop (not counting all the ancillary items) that pretty much every little kid in the country HAS TO HAVE!!!!111
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Show is over sadly. All seasons on Netflix though.

And that seems to be how to get rich these days. Do not make something new, just make it a fad.
 
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