PWD 382: 2 Draws = Majority Draw

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King Bastar said:
Yes. Yes. I'm happy. Yes.
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someone last night liked a post of mine from last week saying dr ford might not survive 8 seasons.............wondering now lmao
 
There was a guy in my law school (first year only and he dropped out or died or something) that I nicknamed sloppy fat. All of his clothes looked like at least one size too small and he was always sweating and out of breath. He was a sloppy fat mess.

This is not the guy with the backseat full of McDonalds wrappers and the Victoria's Secret catalog. He was fat too, but his clothes fit and he had things semi-together.
 
My bananas hit their perfect ripeness today. There are six of them. I don't think I'll eat all six today. But I'm on no. 2 already, so maybe.
 
I had a shitty night last night. LTR passed out early, right at 8:30 he was out cold, which is good. I watched TWD and football and just as I was going to get in bed a little before 12 he started crying, which is weird. If he needs something or has to go to the bathroom he'll call me, but crying is weird. Well, he had pissed himself and it was like a gallon of piss and it was everywhere. So I'd have been crying too. I didn't have the energy to completely unmake and remake his bed, so I got him changed and brought him in bed with me. It was fine for an hour, then he went tardo on me. He got up to pee again and managed to pee all over himself again - this time while awake and in the bathroom, no clue how he did that. Then he tossed and turned and whined all night long so neither of us slept for shit.

Now is when I usually take him to school, but he just fell asleep on the couch so I'm going to let him sleep. The cleaning lady is coming today, though so he can't sleep for too long. He's going to miss the Fun Bus because of this. I'd like to say that will be a learning experience, but he'll forget about it by tomorrow. Four-year-olds have memories only slightly better than goldfish, unless it's something you want them to forget. Then they remember it forever.
 
frenzy said:
they only had hard green bananas at the store today :(
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I'd offer you one of my bananas but you're far away and everyone would try to make something sexual out of my innocent and friendly offer.
 
SocraticMethod said:
I had a shitty night last night. LTR passed out early, right at 8:30 he was out cold, which is good. I watched TWD and football and just as I was going to get in bed a little before 12 he started crying, which is weird. If he needs something or has to go to the bathroom he'll call me, but crying is weird. Well, he had pissed himself and it was like a gallon of piss and it was everywhere. So I'd have been crying too. I didn't have the energy to completely unmake and remake his bed, so I got him changed and brought him in bed with me. It was fine for an hour, then he went tardo on me. He got up to pee again and managed to pee all over himself again - this time while awake and in the bathroom, no clue how he did that. Then he tossed and turned and whined all night long so neither of us slept for shit.

Now is when I usually take him to school, but he just fell asleep on the couch so I'm going to let him sleep. The cleaning lady is coming today, though so he can't sleep for too long. He's going to miss the Fun Bus because of this. I'd like to say that will be a learning experience, but he'll forget about it by tomorrow. Four-year-olds have memories only slightly better than goldfish, unless it's something you want them to forget. Then they remember it forever.
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you should def make him feel bad about this in 10 years time
 
King Bastar said:
And mention it when you give a speech on his 18th/21st birthday.
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"... to this day, I have no idea how such a little boy had so much piss in him. Anyway, congratulations on graduating from college and try not to piss yourself tonight. Cheers."
 
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