PWD 381: 'Member when we talked rasslin?

[SocraticMethod]

Austin willing to play second fiddle......

Steve, we'd like you to be VP while Rocky runs for president.



As President you'd have to be sober most of the day.



But as VP, you could have a Steveweiser with breakfast and spend most of the time at your ranch.

 

[sleepwalk]

Imagine all the whackin off you could do in a place like this
If I win the lottery I'm a buy that shit and then get some crystal meth and get zoomed outta my mind and cover myself in baby oil and sit there diddlin myself for like 4 days straight with no sleep while my dogs sit there staring at me feeling hella shame that I'm their owner
What a fuckin dream that would be

Beginning to suspect that my priorities are skewed. Did marriage and family save me or...

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Some fucking guy to the Rock: Now, you need to really think hard about your running mate because, as they say, a VP won't win an election for you, but he could lose it for you.

Rocky: My VP is going to be Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Guy: Well, fuck me, you just won the election.

"Mr. Austin, what is your platform for your vice presidency?"
"It's real simple we're gonna balance the budget *pauses out of instinct, one neckbeard chants 'what'*, unemployment *handful more join in 'what' chant*, infrastructure *full scale what chant*, tax cuts *WHAT*, middle class *WHAT*, the deficit *WHAT*, healthcare *WHAT* and if any of those meelymouthed ISIS bastards get in ol Stone Cold's way then I'm gonna drop em on that stack of dimes they call a neck and there ain't a thing they can do about it!"

 

[My Spot]

Steve, we'd like you to be VP while Rocky runs for president.



As President you'd have to be sober most of the day.



But as VP, you could have a Steveweiser with breakfast and spend most of the time at your ranch.

And he'd have a much easier time covering up beating his wife.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

And he'd have a much easier time covering up beating his wife.

Running up and down the roads, selling out everywhere going too hard and heavy at the time

 

[Batjester]

No but he had a legendary angle where Bob Roop attacked Sullivans kayfabe "dad" at the Cow Palace
I think they re-did the angle in a few other places later

Fuck Bob Roop.

 

[Falsedawn]

And he'd have a much easier time covering up beating his wife.

He never beat his wife, she grabbed his fist with her face.

Getting real tired of your shenanigans Austin....wait

 

[SocraticMethod]

"Mr. Austin, what is your platform for your vice presidency?"
"It's real simple we're gonna balance the budget *pauses out of instinct, one neckbeard chants 'what'*, unemployment *handful more join in 'what' chant*, infrastructure *full scale what chant*, tax cuts *WHAT*, middle class *WHAT*, the deficit *WHAT*, healthcare *WHAT* and if any of those meelymouthed ISIS bastards get in ol Stone Cold's way then I'm gonna drop em on that stack of dimes they call a neck and there ain't a thing they can do about it!"

Imagine his opponent getting what'ed to death in a debate.

Opponent: We need to address the growing cost of education in the United States. **WHAT?** Uhm, I said we need to address the cost of education. **WHAT?** (checks his microphone) Is this on? Can you hear me? **WHAT?** I said ...

Austin: They can hear you just fine, jackass.

Opponent: But they keep saying "what?".

Austin: If you can hear this mealy-mouthed sumbitch just fine, gimme a hell yeah!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Austin: Now finish up your little answer before I stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry, son.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Fuck Bob Roop.

I think you may be the only person in the entire world of rasslin that cares enough about Bob Roop to have an opinion on him

 

[My Spot]

Fuck Bob Roop.

He was part of the Army of Darkness so fuck YOU, Mr. Poopy Pants.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Imagine his opponent getting what'ed to death in a debate.

Opponent: We need to address the growing cost of education in the United States. **WHAT?** Uhm, I said we need to address the cost of education. **WHAT?** (checks his microphone) Is this on? Can you hear me? **WHAT?** I said ...

Austin: They can hear you just fine, jackass.

Opponent: But they keep saying "what?".

Austin: If you can hear this mealy-mouthed sumbitch just fine, gimme a hell yeah!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Austin: Now finish up your little answer before I stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry, son.

"Welcome to the first and only vice presidential debate, Mr. Austin thank you for dressing up"
*cut to Austin in jean shorts and a camo shirt*
"Don't mention it jackass"

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@SidJustice I member

 

[Michaelangelo]

I don't

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I don't

you member

 

[Batjester]

He was part of the Army of Darkness so fuck YOU, Mr. Poopy Pants.

Fuck the Army of Darkness

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Fuck the Army of Darkness

You just made the list again!

 

[Batjester]

I think you may be the only person in the entire world of rasslin that cares enough about Bob Roop to have an opinion on him

Nah, just saying Fuck whoever for the fuck of it.

I do remember Roop though from his AWA and GCW days.

 

[Batjester]

You just made the list again!

Fuck the List

 

[My Spot]

You just made the list again!

I hope Frenzy is at the top for refusing to post pics of her feet.

 

[My Spot]

Fuck the List