PWD 352: I Only Posted Here When It Was Cool

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Gutter Chris said:
Big mort hated him more than the rest of us and was known to bitch up a storm if cow was coming. Yall dont understand cow smelled like shit and let his dog shit on the floor and didnt clean it up and other wonderful things like that. We tolerated cow cuz where else was he gonna go but he was an absolutely disgusting human being. He probably smelled worse than rexes balls before that chick spit shined him.


Anyway Mort hated him more than anyone else in our little group of misfits
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It's going to be alright, Chris. Nobody here hates you. It's going to be alright.
 
SocraticMethod said:
Big Mort is how he wishes he could be - bigger, stronger, cooler, better with a knife, above Sherdog's nonsense.
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Alright enough of this bullshit. I was playing and having fun back but we need to set the record straight . The big guy might be bigger and stronger but he is not cooler or better with a knife.

He is a real dude and has been my buddy most of my life.

Yall can say what you wish about me but you put some respekt on big morts name
 
Gutter Chris said:
Well fuck you too buddy
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SocraticMethod said:
Is he? Or as you get older are you just becoming more comfortable with being the real Chris and you no longer need to rely on escaping into your "Big Mort" persona so much?
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Nah I got married and a house and im doing my thing and he went back to school to finish getting his degree to be a chef. You know how shit gos when your a grown up all of a sudden theres just less time and less energy to do all the stupid things we did before responsibility got in the way
 
Gutter Chris said:
Nah I got married and a house and im doing my thing and he went back to school to finish getting his degree to be a chef. You know how shit gos when your a grown up all of a sudden theres just less time and less energy to do all the stupid things we did before responsibility got in the way
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I bet you pee sitting down because your "wife" is tired of mobbing the bathroom floors.

Edit: was gonna change it to mopping......but I like this one better.
 
Gutter Chris said:
Nah I got married and a house and im doing my thing and he went back to school to finish getting his degree to be a chef. You know how shit gos when your a grown up all of a sudden theres just less time and less energy to do all the stupid things we did before responsibility got in the way
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So you got married and bought a house - signs of growing up and becoming an adult - and suddenly your "friend" Big Mort had to go away. I see.
 
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