PWD 352: I Only Posted Here When It Was Cool

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Minotauro Rex said:
I don't know, me and @J Danger are feuding atm. If he admits that I am stronger and more athletic than him maybe we can give you people what you want!
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Big Mort needs to put Hard Times on Gut Chris for putting Soft Times on Cowski
 
Minotauro Rex said:
Tru

I was out on a field op for two weeks, only cleaned myself with baby wipes. I get out and go to this puerto rican chick's place that I'm messing with and as soon I get there she's all over me, im nasty ass fuck still in my disgusting cammies (camouflage uniform) my fucking balls are fermenting cheese and I tell her, "yo let me take a shower first, I'm gross". This bitch says she doesn't care and rips off my pants and sucks my cock and balls clean bro. When I got in the shower and washed my dick all the dirt and sweat was gone!

These fucking puerto ricans, man!
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this is how Paige showers
 
In the interest of full disclosure, let's examine Chris's initial post:

Gutter Chris said:
A friend of mine had one and we harassed him mercilessly about it.

One day he had a girl over and we went over and fucked that up for him just so he would stay a virgin.

We were mean to Cowski and Id take it back if we could go back in time.

He tried to steal my white deck back in the day and kind of deserved it though

I didnt know dicks could look like a thumb
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1. Chris clearly refers to Cowski as "a friend of [his]." [emphasis added] Subsequent attempts to say that Cowski wasn't a friend once the defendant was called out on violating the First Bro Commandment are spurious at best.

2. Chris states that they "fucked that [intercourse with the girl] up for him just so he would stay a virgin." [emphasis added] Thus, the intent of the cockblock is made clear: Chris and his purported accomplices did it so that Cowski would remain a virgin. That was their reason. Any reference to the alleged theft of nerd cards is clearly an after-the-fact attempt at finding a defense for the indefensible act of cockblocking.

3. Chris attempts to deflect blame to the victim by then stating that Cowski "tried to steal" his nerd cards. [emphasis added] The use of the word "tried" implies that Cowski was unsuccessful. Chris has disingenuously changed the narrative in future posts to assert that Cowski stole his nerd cards, not that he simply "tired" and failed to do so. This is a duplicitous and treacherous attempt to sully the name of the victim.

In addition, Chris has made it clear that he has little to no remorse for his crime. The defendant continues to make excuses, blame the victim, and attempt to justify his most unjustifiable action. In addition, he has attempted to drag the good names of Mrs. Gutter and Big Mort into this mess in a further attempt at defending his crime. He has refused numerous opportunities to repent and be forgiven. Lastly, the defendant has whined about his punishment, continuing to attack his victim instead of facing his punishment like a man.

In light of all the foregoing, I find Chris guilty of first degree cockblocking. Due to his continued and bewildering whining and argumentative nature, his sentence has been increased as follows:

1. Chris is sentenced to a temporary Method Mark of no less than 10 days and no more than 14 days.
2. For the duration of his sentence, the defendant will not be referred to "Gutter Chris" and will instead be known as "CockblockerChris."
3. Chris will not be invited to any @SocraticMethod Guys parties for the duration of his sentence.

Court is dismissed.

#CockblockerChris
#ChrisScrewedChris
#PrayForCowski
#MethodMark
#NoCockblocking
#SocraticMethodGuys
 
SocraticMethod said:
In the interest of full disclosure, let's examine Chris's initial post:



1. Chris clearly refers to Cowski as "a friend of [his]." [emphasis added] Subsequent attempts to say that Cowski wasn't a friend once the defendant was called out on violating the First Bro Commandment are spurious at best.

2. Chris states that they "fucked that [intercourse with the girl] up for him just so he would stay a virgin." [emphasis added] Thus, the intent of the cockblock is made clear: Chris and his purported accomplices did it so that Cowski would remain a virgin. That was their reason. Any reference to the alleged theft of nerd cards is clearly an after-the-fact attempt at finding a defense for the indefensible act of cockblocking.

3. Chris attempts to deflect blame to the victim by then stating that Cowski "tried to steal" his nerd cards. [emphasis added] The use of the word "tried" implies that Cowski was unsuccessful. Chris has disingenuously changed the narrative in future posts to assert that Cowski stole his nerd cards, not that he simply "tired" and failed to do so. This is a duplicitous and treacherous attempt to sully the name of the victim.

In addition, Chris has made it clear that he has little to no remorse for his crime. The defendant continues to make excuses, blame the victim, and attempt to justify his most unjustifiable action. In addition, he has attempted to drag the good names of Mrs. Gutter and Big Mort into this mess in a further attempt at defending his crime. He has refused numerous opportunities to repent and be forgiven. Lastly, the defendant has whined about his punishment, continuing to attack his victim instead of facing his punishment like a man.

In light of all the foregoing, I find Chris guilty of first degree cockblocking. Due to his continued and bewildering whining and argumentative nature, his sentence has been increased as follows:

1. Chris is sentenced to a temporary Method Mark of no less than 10 days and no more than 14 days.
2. For the duration of his sentence, the defendant will not be referred to "Gutter Chris" and will instead be known as "CockblockerChris."
3. Chris will not be invited to any @SocraticMethod Guys parties for the duration of his sentence.

Court is dismissed.

#CockblockerChris
#ChrisScrewedChris
#PrayForCowski
#MethodMark
#NoCockblocking
#SocraticMethodGuys
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And now comes the street justice:

I will not like any of Chris' post for the next 14 days and if I happen to see the man known as "Gutter Chris" in real life I will slap the white dog crap out of him and steal his weed.

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SocraticMethod said:
3. Chris attempts to deflect blame to the victim by then stating that Cowski "tried to steal" his nerd cards. [emphasis added] The use of the word "tried" implies that Cowski was unsuccessful. Chris has disingenuously changed the narrative in future posts to assert that Cowski stole his nerd cards, not that he simply "tired" and failed to do so. This is a duplicitous and treacherous attempt to sully the name of the victim.
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Tried as in the second I saw it missing I new who was around and went and got it back thats why I say tried.

Allright I did it and I have no remorse because he deserved it. Dont like my posts if you want but im not wrong.
 
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